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Though we aim to cover a bit of everything you’ll find we are especially active reviewing Horror, Film Noir and Science Fiction. Every October we feature a horror movie review every day without fail. The rest of the year we try and put something up at least once a week. Unique to this site you will also find some fun movie pitches, enhanced with the inclusion of AI art, and coming soon, some fun movie pitches generated by collaboration with AI. This is a blog about movies… with a twist!
This is also the home of the most comprehensive Blade Runner deep dive on the internet along with an exploration of the Terminator Franchise and where it can go in the future. There is always something interesting to read about. Let’s indulge in escapism!
Latest Deep Dives and Movie Pitches
- Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) – A Film Maker On Trial
- Terminator – The Skynet Trilogy (Pitch) – Part 3.
- Terminator – The Skynet Trilogy (Pitch) – Part 2.
- Movie Pitch: Terminator – The Skynet Trilogy – Part 1.
- The Terminator: Dead or Misunderstood – Part Two
- The Terminator: Dead or Misunderstood? – Part One
- Blade Runner (1982) – Deep Dive – Part III: A Replicant By Any Other Name.
- Blade Runner (1982) – Deep Dive – Part II: The World of Blade Runner
- Blade Runner (1982) – Deep Dive – Part I: Plot & Characters.
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A Note On My Review Scores
I tend to rate movies lower than most casual reviewers and many critics. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that means I don’t like them, I just feel it is more optimistic to leave space at the top for those few movies that are true masterpieces, instead of having 75% of your scoring options varying degrees of awful. Casual viewers tend to put an average movie around 7/10. For me that is 5/10. The most important thing to bare in mind with me is a six is a good score!
One to Three Stars = These are the truly dreadful movies. Likely they have no redeeming features and if they do, their negatives are overwhelming. I rarely rate this low, since you can usually tell a movie will be this bad before you watch it.
Four Stars = Bellow average. Not worth bothering with, but not truly dreadful. Either failed to do anything good or just had negatives to overwhelm the positive. Usually these are movies that looked decent on the surface, but fail to deliver.
Five Stars = Average or slightly above average movie. Reasonable way to spend an evening but not worth going out of your way for or spending money to see. You’ll see a lot of these.
Six Stars = A good movie that I recommend as worth watching. Probably not one for your physical media collection, but worth a trip to the cinema. You’ll see a lot of these too.
Seven Stars = An excellent movie. Worth going out of your way for and worth buying on physical media. This is highest score you’ll see from me on a regular basis.
Eight Stars = A timeless classic (and to be timeless it needs to age well). These are exceptionally rare.
Nine Stars = A true masterpiece of cinema. Very few films can make that claim, so don’t hold your breath for me to give out this score!
Ten Stars = In my view, a perfect movie. It’s possible I’ll never give a film ten stars, but that is largely the point. There should always be the potential for a higher score and a better movie.
Latest Reviews
- Alien: Earth – Episode Seven
Well, I wasn’t going to do single episode reviews for this show, but here we are. This one is going to be a bit of a rant because this show just jumped the shark. To be fair, it jumped the shark in episode two but I was willing to give it another chance. Now it’s … - Alien Earth (Episodes 4-6)Well after three more episodes I think it is time to update my review. That said, the jury is still out on this one. I’ve never come across a series I find so much to both love and hate about at once. That’s not to say it’s all extreme one way or the other, there …
- M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
Following on from AI/Killer Doll horror M3GAN from 2022 comes the somewhat predictably named “M3GAN 2.0”. Written and directed once again by Gerard Johnstone (With Akela Cooper and James Wan assisting with the script), this movie takes the franchise in a radically different direction. This is a direction that put off many of the fans … - Alien: Earth (2025) Episodes 1-3
While I don’t normally review TV shows, I simply have too much to say about the new Disney Plus Alien franchise show from Noah Hawley, to just let it slide. So this will be a discussion and review of the firsts three episodes. I may do an update after episodes 4-6 have landed. This will … - The Naked Gun (2025)
Hollywood rarely does original these days and comedy reboots are becoming increasingly common. So it was only a matter of time before someone tried to reboot “The Naked Gun” (1988). I hear you saying “Reboot the naked Gun? Surely you can’t be serious?” and to which I say “That gag doesn’t work in text form …
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