“The Gorge” comes to us from Skydance and Apple TV and is from horror director Scott Derrickson and action movie writer Zach Dean. Derrickson has a strong pedigree in horror with films such as “The Black Phone”, “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” and “Sinister” to his name. He also did pretty well with the first “Doctor Strange”, but was kicked off the second for wanting to go too far over to the horror side. I can only wonder what his sequel would been like. Anyway this film stars Miles Teller and Anya Taylor Joy with support from Sigourney Weaver. Cinematography is from Dan Laustsen and the team of Atticus Ross and Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor provide a juicy soundtrack.
The movie tells the story of two elite snipers with pasts that haunt them. For personal reasons they have opted to take on a top secret job at an isolated location for an entire year. They are not given any information in advance, but on arrival are given the task of guarding two sides of a mysterious gorge and preventing the things inside from getting out. Despite their physical distance, the two form a bond and the beginnings of a romance. Eventually though they are plunged (figuratively and literally) into the mysteries and horrors of gorge below. Now they must face both the dangers within and from those that want to keep it a secret.
The Exposition Files
First and foremost “The Gorge” is a character driven romance movie. It is however set with a horror/sci-fi backdrop and one that is very well presented. The special effects here look great, especially the creature effects. The movie relies far too much on darkness though, often leaving the action scenes hard to make out. That seems an artistic choice, since they really didn’t need to conceal any of those creatures for them to be scary. The characters are good and the romance is well constructed. Anya Taylor Joy continues to impress me. Sigourney Weaver however is typecast and plays exactly what you expect. Fortunately her role is brief.
The sci-fi/horror plot is sadly somewhat generic and occasionally descends into outright cliché. Indeed at one moment they find an old film reel revealing everything you probably already guessed in an overdone exposition scene via old video. Figuring exposition into a movie is often a challenge and while I prefer this to dropping in a character to deliver all the exposition and then get killed off, it is still a cliche. Fortunately, none of this really matters for this character based movie. Clearly this is intended to be a romance, with a macabre backdrop. It’s not what most people were probably expecting, but it does work and it is original.
Conclusion
Don’t expect a deep story or big twists here. The plot is the weakest element. It is fairly generic and full of holes that many reviewers are unable to look past. What you should expect however are great creature effects and a strong character based romance. The action scenes that aren’t too dark to view are pretty solid too. The movie just about lands as recommendation and a narrow 6.5/10. It may not be a classic, but it is one of the better genre films of the year.
“Mickey 17” is the latest movie from writer/director Bong Joon-Ho. It is his first feature as sole writer, though the movie is an adaption of the novel “Mickey 7” by Edward Ashton. According to Ashton the director made a lot of changes to the source material and those changes are not hard to figure out. Cinematography is provided by Darius Khondji and music by Jung Jae-il. The movie was originally scheduled to come out in 2024, but was delayed due to the strikes. The timing ended up being unfortunate because it’s pretty clear early in the film they thought the 2025 would look quite different….
Robert Pattinson stars as “Mickey Barnes”, a passive, low intelligence deadbeat loser. Mickey is dragged into trouble by his association with lowlife grifter “Timo” (Steven Yeun). After finding the need to flee Earth to avoid a loan shark’s vengeance Mickey signs up to be an “Expendable” for a colonization mission. This uses cloning and memory upload technology to effectively grant him immortality at the cost of having to do all of the jobs on the mission where death is all but guaranteed. His life would be bad enough but it is further complicated when an accident leads to a new clone being printed while the old one is still alive. This is considered a major crime. The colonization mission meanwhile is complicated by a first contact situation and the stupidity of the missions leader.
Afternoon Nap of the Clones
This movie is a major disappointment. The best moments are in the trailer. What isn’t in the trailer is all the cringe and really anything to do with the actual plot. Cloning ends up not really being key to any of it. Nothing to do with the cloning leads to either Mickey’s contact with the planets native species or the downfall of the movies antagonist. Rather it is just a gimmick, and as such is there to trick you into watching a largely unrelated film. Now to be fair, the first act is pretty focused on Mickey’s various deaths, but they are all in the trailer (Which mostly focused on this first act) and barely factor into anything. Mickey doesn’t develop as he goes on, instead his “Printing” just occasionally throws up personality quirks.
The question “What is it like to die?” seems something reasonable to ask Mickey. Yet we are told that he uploads his memories to a backup periodically, not on death. He shouldn’t remember any of his deaths or really any of the trauma involving his deaths. This presents many nasty plot holes and the movie doesn’t help itself by bringing constant attention to it with that recurring question. Indeed, it never really explores the technology at all. We are meant to believe they discovered immortality and instantly banned it for fear of duplicates. It’s pretty flawed logic. Having one expendable on the crew never really made sense. They use him for experiments and to cure a virus they could almost certainly cure via other means, but when another expedition member dies people seemed shocked that Mickey can’t just take all the risk all the time.
Two Dimensional Characters
None of these characters have any kind of depth to them. Mickey (1-17) shuffles through life (And death) like a zombie letting everyone else make every decision for him. He is passive and non violent, painfully stupid. His character barely evolves through the story and by the end he’s still letting others make decisions for him. His more renegade clone is the opposite as far as passiveness goes, he takes matters into his own hands at every opportunity. He is however, still and idiot. His girlfriend, Nasha is a walking cliché. Totally lacking any kind of charm, narcissistic, selfish, constantly horny and better at everything than everyone else. She controls every aspect of Mickey’s life that isn’t controlled by the company he signed his life to. Nasha and Mickey 18 are the actual heroes of this story and neither of them are likeable.
Steven Yeun’s “Timo” had potential to be an interesting character, but is pushed so far into the background you will probably need to remind yourself who he is half the time. The scientists are all largely cartoon characters, comically goofy or detached. The worst characters though is the painfully obvious Donald Trump stand in, horribly overplayed by Mark Ruffalo. As a primary antagonist, choosing a real life figure the writers clearly despise and have no respect for means that the villain of the story is also the biggest idiot. This gives the story no stakes as he literally just defeats himself. His wife does all his thinking for him and she too is an idiot. All these characters are idiots, but you do notice the women are always the less stupid and more capable. It’s as current year as you can get.
Any positives?
Robert Pattinson does deserve credit here. Pattinson is thoroughly convincing in this role. It’s just a shame his main character is the dampest of nothings to ever be in a movie. Where his talent comes through is in the contrast between Mickey 17 and 18. They are polar opposites of characters (Though neither are very bright) and they really feel like different people through his performance. Frankly Pattinson deserves to be in much better movies, but given the actor got his break from the “Twilight” series, I guess he is used to that. Sadly the rest of the casts performances range from barely passable to catastrophic.
This movie had a budget of $118m, which is at least visible on screen. The environment does look good and the alien (*Ahem*, sorry, “Native”) species looks both sufficiently “Alien” and relatively original. Sadly, the species is largely used for laughs. Their plot treds it’s most obvious path and fills up the final and most predictable act of the film. The confrontation is never offered any real tensions and certainly no stakes. The audience is fully aware of the species intentions and things are only escalated by the unbelievably over the top level of stupidity from Ruffalo’s Trump parody and his advisors.
The cloning concept would also be a positive, but it is barely explored, mostly used for laughs and ultimately just an excuse to have Pattison play two characters. It eats up the entire first act and while this is the best part of the movie it is also, as previously mentioned, perfectly summarized by the movies trailer. The brief look at the history of the technology gives a glimpse at a different story, one frankly far more interesting than this.
Post Mortem
The novel this movie is based on is more focused on the relationship between the two Mickey’s. The other characters are very much in the background and lacking the extreme cringe of the film. Mickey isn’t a complete idiot in the novel either. Instead he spent his youth studying History, something his world no longer considers a skill. That Mickey would have been a far more interesting character. The novel does examine what it means to be immortal in such a disposable way and goes a lot deeper into the perils of colonization. Basically, it is actually a science fiction story. The film however is not genuine sci-fi. It fails to ask questions and just spams the viewer with things that have already aged badly. It could just as well be any low tier genre TV show or movie of the last 10 years.
Sadly, this has taken over from “Wolf Man” as the most disappointing movie I’ve seen in 2025. I wouldn’t say it is worse than that film, but I had higher expectations. This was after all from an Oscar winning director, but then the Oscars aren’t what they used to be. However, I’ve enjoyed several of his movies before. Directors can have missteps, but this isn’t just a bad movie. It is filled with every modern day cliché you can shake a stick at. Worst of all, the film is painfully boring! This doesn’t give me much hope for future films from the director. This is a low 4/10. When the trailer is better than the movie, all you have is a missed opportunity.
Companion is the feature film debut of writer/director Drew Hancock. The movie stars Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid with support from Lukas Gage, Megan Suri and Harvey Guillén. A near future sci-fi/horror about AI sex companion “Iris” (Thatcher) that becomes self aware. This happens after her owner (Quaid) hacks her systems to encourage her to kill the rich, lecherous Russian Sergei (Rupert Friend). Iris wasn’t aware she was a “Companion”, but now must deal with the shocking reality of her situation. Not only this but also the fact she has been set up to take the fall for her owners crime. The reveal of Iris being an android is early in the movie, so I don’t consider this a spoiler. I think it was pretty obvious from the trailer too.
Over the last half century we’ve seen several films and TV shows about androids that pass for humans. The trend began in the 1970’s with movies like “Westworld” (1973) and “The Stepford Wives” (1975). The latter of which clearly had a big influence on this movie. Here though the “Perfect partners” are male and female and commonplace. While the Westworld androids achieved some kind sentience, it wasn’t treated sympathetically. For that we need to head to 1982 and “Blade Runner”. Rachael from that film has to deal with suddenly finding out her entire life is a lie. Combine that with the Stepford Wives and you basically have “Companion”. In the last few years there’s been flood of androids gone rogue movies including “M3gan”, “Tim” and “Subservience”. It’s into this overly saturated sub-genre we get “Companion”.
AI Horror
The movie is a reasonably entertaining ride. It is well shot and has a good pace. The acting is passable, but I can’t say I was convinced by Sophie Thatcher as a character whose entire world has turned out to be a fabrication. That may be more down to the script than the actress though, it just didn’t seem that interested in dealing with the trauma. Sadly, this film is riddled with plot holes and things that simply don’t make any sense. The movie relies on you not questioning any of it. For a start, the scheme required super rich Sergei to attempt to rape Iris (Which is a bit like stealing a strangers inflatable sex doll) and for Iris to accidentally kill him using a planted knife (Despite having the strength/speed of a regular human).
While Iris attempts to escape her situation, at no point does the film deal with the consequences of a rogue Android wandering around. Yet logically, her freedom would be short lived, making her struggle a little pointless. Indeed a big problem with this film is the lack of world building around the androids. The androids can be easily hacked and turned into killing machines and yet there is nothing in place to police this (No “Blade Runners”). As is all too often the case with this kind of sci-fi, the movie feels set in the present day and yet there are perfect AI replications of humans everywhere. Straight out the door this presents a nonsensical world and it’s done simply because androids are cheap and easy. In many ways it reminds me of the TV series “Humans”, which struggled with similar issues.
Conclusion
Ultimately, there is nothing original here. This is just a modern Stepford Wives riding the recent wave of android horror movies. The truth is, these are lazy movies. When the only sci-fi element are android and they are just awkwardly inserted into the modern day, it severely limits possibilities for both the story and subtext. Everything that can be achieved with that has already been done in Blade Runner, done far better and within an actual futuristic environment. To do anything more, you need world building and these android horrors never find the time or budget for that. However, the movie is fairly entertaining and well made. My final verdict is a narrow 5.5/10. Decent enough for its run time, but a movie that’ll be forgotten as soon as the next android horror comes out.
The full moon is up again here at Screen-Wolf, so it’s time for another werewolf triple bill. I think I’ve finally washed the bad taste of “Wolf Man” (2025) out of my mouth, so this will be the last one for now. Here are three more reviews of this difficult to pull off sub-genre of horror. Tonight I present you with “Bad Moon” from 1996, “Wolf Cop” from 2014 and “The Wolf of Snow Hollow” from 2020. One thing these all have in common is they are all from writer/directors (In the case of Snow Hollow also the star). So these are very much one man’s vision, yet each vision is radically different. I love the posters for all three of these by the way. It’s always nice to not have to share generic giant head posters. Anyway, let’s take a bite out of these movies shall we?
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
“The Wolf of Snow Hollow” is from actor/writer/director Jim Cummings, who also stars in the movie. This black comedy horror is his second feature, after his acclaimed “Thunder Road” (2018) debut. He is supported by Riki Lindhome, Chloe East, Jimmy Tatro and Robert Forster (In his final performance). Cinematography is from Natalie Kingston and music is provided by Ben Lovett. The 2020 indie movie was made for a mere $2 million and clocks in at only 84 minutes. Cumming’s plays Jon Marshall, a Deputy Sheriff and struggling alcoholic with anger management issues and young daughter.
After a vacationer discovers the mangled body of his girlfriend at their rental house in Snow Hollow, the police begin a manhunt for her killer. Deputy Sheriff Marshall takes the lead. When a second victim is found with her head and arm torn off and wolf fur found at the scene the investigation takes a turn for the macabre. Marshall refuses to believe this can be a werewolf. He is hampered though by his struggle with alcoholism and his conflicts with those around him, including his daughter. No one seems to have faith in Marshall’s ability to solve this case, least of all himself.
Anger Management
This is one of those horror comedies that forgets to be either funny or scary. As a dark comedy, you expect this somewhat as usually the humour comes from quirky characters and odd situations. Here though it seems the comedy is meant to come from the incompetence of the police, and it just doesn’t land for me. Dark comedies are tricky though, as are werewolf movies, so they set themselves a difficult task here. The movie also falls prey to a lot of the cliches of more recent film making. None of the characters are likeable and the movie seems to be trying to present a message about toxic masculinity. It’s not preachy, but it is a bit too on the nose. Possibly the problem is the movie is a little too focused on it’s lead (and writer/director).
That said, the movie has some positives. The attacks are well filmed (For the budget). The cast is reasonable and the identity of the killer isn’t obvious. The only problem was the character wasn’t really involved in the plot much, so you had no reason to suspect them. Honestly I didn’t actually care who it was by the end. This tends to be a problem with “Guess the Werewolf” films. There is another twist in regards to the werewolf that was a bit more predictable, given the nature of the film. Ultimately the ending fell flat for me. The rest of the film I’d call solid, except for actively disliking the protagonist. Creatively that is fine, but it is harder to like a movie when you think the protagonist is a dick. Anyway, this is a solid 5/10. Not terrible, but not a recommendation.
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Rating: 5 out of 10.
Wolf Cop (2014)
“Wolf Cop” is a low budget Canadian horror comedy from writer/director Lowell Dean. Staring Leo Fafard and Amy Matysio. It is very much a Saskatchewan production, shot entirely in Regina, Saskatchewan, largely featuring natives of the area and with a soundtrack from “Shooting Guns”, an instrumental Metal band from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. The production budget of $1 million was granted through a canadian film contest. The concept won through social media engagements and fan votes against nearly 100 rivals.
The movie follows “Lou Garou” (Fafard), an alcoholic cop in the small town of Woodhaven. Lou is mocked and disrespected by most of the locals, especially the criminals. He spends most of his time sleeping or at a local bar (Even when on duty). After investigating a report of devil worshipers he stumbles upon the murder of a local politician and is knocked out. He awakens later with no memory and a pentagram carved into his stomach. That isn’t the only change as his facial hair is now rapidly growing and his senses are heightened. That is just the start of it as eventually Lou finds himself turning into a Wolf Man. Not a feral beast though, but one that is still very much Lou – A alcoholic and a cop. As he looks into what happens he begins to discover a vast conspiracy.
It’s the Fuzz
If the name was not a give away, this is very much on the “Fun B-Movie” side of horror films. It is fully aware of what it is, but doesn’t go so overboard. They avoid falling into the trap of trying too hard to be bad. The movie actually starts out somewhat like The Wolf of Snow Hollow, with a small town, a washed up alcoholic cop as the lead, a more competent female deputy and a Sheriff that is largely uninvolved for most of the movie. That’s where the similarities end though. The comedy in this movie is obvious, the gore over the top and the identity of the Werewolf… well, it’s in the title of the film! The film offers few surprises but generally delivers exactly what you would hope for.
Unsurprisingly they have gone for more of a “Wolf Man” werewolf instead of something more wolf-like or monstrous. That approach is usually chosen to allow a little bit more humanity in the character. This is the case here, however it’s not for sympathy but rather to allow Wolf Cop to deliver the occasional one liner and to use his gun. Yes, this film features a werewolf that shoots people. It’s also the rare situation of a werewolf that is basically good, even in monster form. The movie still provides monstrous villains however. Despite the comparatively straight forward make up job of the “Wolf” form they actually do put effort into a unique and impressive and quite funny transformation. This is a fun movie that is much better than it probably had any right to be. Shockingly, I’m giving it asolid 6/10.
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Rating: 6 out of 10.
Bad Moon (1996)
“Bad Moon” comes from writer/director Eric Red. Eric is best known as a writer and penned the horror classics “The Hitcher” (1986) and “Near Dark” (1987). This is another Canadian movie, this time from Morgan Creek Productions and with a significantly higher budget (Especially with inflation) of $7 million. It is based on the novel “Thor” by Wayne Smith. The movie stars Mariel Hemingway, with support from Michael Paré and Mason Gamble. All reasonable mid tier actors that never quite made it to the big time. Paré is all over genre entertainment and usually safe casting, so no surprise to see him here. Cinematography comes from Jan Kiesser and the score is provided by Daniel Licht (Who is most famous for scoring the TV series “Dexter”).
During an expedition to Nepal, photographer Ted Harrison (Paré) and his girlfriend are attacked by a werewolf. Paré survives but as a result now carries the curse. He returns home and hides away in his remote lakeside cabin to try and find a way to cure his condition or live with it. After reaching out to his remaining family, his sister “Janet” (Hemingway) and her son “Brett” (Gamble) he agrees to move his trailer to the back of their house and stay with them. While he struggles with his condition in secret, the families dog “Thor”, suspects the truth and instinctively wants to protect his family from the danger.
Man’s Beast Friend
Of this round of reviews “Bad Moon” is undoubtedly the most traditional werewolf story. We know who the werewolf is from the start and he transforms into the standard “Howling” style beast. The creature actually looks pretty good, better than I expected. But then, back in 1996 there were a lot physical effects masters around and no drive to use CGI (For this kind of film anyway). Although we see a bit of the tragedy of the cursed lycanthrope, the focus is more on his sister and nephew. It’s not really their story either though and that is the real twist with this movie. The lead of this movie is the families’ dog “Thor”. It’s a novel approach that isn’t without issues, but it did make this werewolf movie stand out from the pack.
The plot itself is stripped down and straightforward, but it didn’t really need to do anything more complicated. The characters are likable enough and have a little depth, mostly from the conflicted nature of dealing with a loved family member turning into a monster. The tragic aspect of the story could have had a little more to it. Ted flips at some point from a sympathetic character to an outright villain and the change is a little jarring. Part of the reason for this is that he isn’t the focal character. Janet fairs a little better and you do feel her internal conflict in the situation. Thor though is the star, but even this could have been explored a little more thoroughly. The truth is this straight forward movie does just enough to make it work. Not outstanding, but just about worthy of a 6/10.
Rather than doing a regular review roundup for January, I’m going to take a bit of a swerve. Continuing the trend from my previously posted reviews, I’m reviewing three werewolf movies. So, if you follow this blog (Or my social media posts), you know I didn’t like the new “Wolf Man” (2025) movie. That’s an understatement. But it has driven me to find an actually good werewolf movie or two from the many that have slipped me by over the years. I’ve said before there are only five werewolf movies I think are truly great. There’s a handful more that are pretty good, but most of these movies are not worth bothering with. Perhaps sometime I’ll do a top ten.
I’ve always been keen on the werewolf as a horror character. Wolves actually have a lot in common with humans. Nature has only ever created two persistence hunters, the wolf is one and humans are the other. They are the ultimate feral mirror of ourselves. But beyond that the transformation from man to wolf provides the opportunity for all kinds of metaphor. Last but not least they always provide a challenge for effects and filming. As a result, these movies are often more about what you don’t see. They tend to have a very old school horror vibe to them. So for this round up I’m looking at “Wer” (2013), “Late Phases” (2014) and “Werewolves Within” (2021).
Werewolves Within (2021)
I’m going to start of with my least favourite. “Werewolves Within” is from director Josh Ruben and writer Mishna Wolff. Wolff is clearly a fan of the genre as she is also behind the series “Wolf Like Me”. Ruben has made one previous feature film, the horror “Scare Me” (2020). This horror comedy stars Sam Richardson and Milana Vayntrub and is an adaptation of the computer game of the same name. That game is basically a variation of the Werewolf social deduction game, itself a version of the game “Mafia”. Right off the bat you can tell the focus of this isn’t really the werewolves. It’s also worth noting, that set up somewhat similar to the movie “Cry Wolf” (2005), another film that bares a striking resemblance to “Mafia”.
“Finn Wheeler” (Richardson), is a Forest ranger assigned to cover Beaverfield, a small town where the residents are divided over a pipeline. The town is populated by a bunch of colourful and somewhat bizarre characters, the sanest of which appears to be the post woman “Cecily Moore” (Vayntrub). On his first night there all the generators are taken out by what appears to be a powerful animal and one of the residents are killed. This starts a long game of insinuations and conflict between the residents. It becomes apparent one or more of them are actually werewolves and the clock is ticking to find out who.
I Accuse You!
One of the standard types of horror comedies is basically a form of fatal slapstick. That is everyone ends up killing everyone else, often by accident. This is one of those. This obviously fits with the video game. I’ve never played it, but these games always work by eliminating who you think is the werewolf (or Mafia member) and the goal of the actual werewolf is to misdirect the other players to eliminate each other. This is exactly what is happening here. The trouble is, since this is an adaptation of the game, you know this going in. It makes the set up all a bit too obvious. It also means by necessity, you don’t actually see the Werewolf until the final moments of the movie.
The biggest problem the film has though is that it is not especially funny. It’s more “Quirky” than laugh out loud funny. That gives the film some charm, but I need a bit more to my horror comedies. That aside, the movie is perhaps most similar to “The Beast Must Die” (1974). Both movies turn the werewolf story into a bit of a murder mystery, with the colourful cast constantly pointing the finger at each other. The difference is I didn’t predict the werewolf was in the first act of that movie. Ultimately, this is almost a good movie, but just fails to really stand out in any way. It is a very average horror comedy. 5/10
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Rating: 5 out of 10.
Late Phases/Night of the Wolf (2014)
Mostly this movie is referred to as “Late Phases”, but it is also known as “Night of the Wolf” and that appears to be it’s official release title in the US and UK. No doubt that caused a lot of confusion with the marketing. Late Phases is a better fit for the film’s plot, but it doesn’t really say “Werewolf” loudly enough, so I can see why it was changed. Anyway, this is a movie from Spanish filmmaker Adrian Garcia Bogliano and his first in English. It is written by Eric Stolze, with cinematography from Ernesto Herrera and music from Wojciech Golczewski. The film stars Nick Damici as blind retired Vietnam war veteran “Ambrose McKinley”.
Ambrose has just moved into a quiet retirement community on the edge of a forest. Despite his disability he is fiercely independent and has a shaky relationship with his son. On his first night in his new home he is attacked by some kind of beast and is only saved by his dog (Who is mortally wounded during the attack). Ambrose quickly realizes he has been attacked by a werewolf and that when the next full moon arrives he will likely be killed. He isn’t going to go down easily and spends the time until the next full moon preparing and investigating. This brings him into conflict with the other residents of the village and his own son.
Old Dogs, New Tricks
This is a fairly unique werewolf movie. It plays the mystery angle to some extent, but is more focused on it’s non-wolf protagonist. Nick Damici really does hold this film together as the grumpy vet, determined to go out fighting. The film goes with a the traditional version of the monster with a design straight out of The Howling. In practice they aren’t the best looking versions I’ve seen but I do have to give them points for a very good transformation scene. Don’t expect to see a lot of them though. They appear at the start and end of the film, but the vast majority of it is in that period in between full moons. That’s not a big negative for this film though as it gives the film time to focus on Ambrose and see what makes him tick.
Obviously a werewolf movie already requires some suspension of disbelief. This movie asks us to go a little bit further in believing that this blind veteran can fight back against them. It turns out, it’s not as much of an ask as you would think! The movie does well with it’s budget and it doesn’t mess about with the plot. The bookended werewolf scenes and the direct drive and ticking clock of the rest of the movie means it doesn’t drag. Overall, while it’s not going to break the long standing record of only five great werewolf movies, this is pretty close. A good low budget werewolf movie, just about worthy of a 6.5/10.
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
Wer (2013)
“Wer” comes to us from writer/director William Brent Bell in his third feature and second horror film. I’m not familiar with his work but the film “Boy” (2016) seems to have been his most successful. Alejandro Martínez provides cinematography and Brett Detar, the music. The film stars A.J. Cook with support from Simon Quarterman, Vik Sahay and Sebastian Roché. All solid TV actors that occasionally pop up in lower budget movies. I have to admit it is hard to take Vik Sahay seriously after watching him in “Chuck”, but he does a good job so that is on me.
After a horrific attack in France on a family of holidaying Americans, the authorities arrest local man Talan Gwynek (Brian Scott O’Connor). There is more than a little controversy here though since all the physical evidence suggested a vicious animal attack far beyond what a human could do. Because of this expatriate lawyer “Katherine Moore” (Cook) volunteers to take the case of his defence. Assisting her are investigator “Eric Sarin” (Sahay) and animal expert “Gavin Flemyng” (Quarterman). Fairly early on she starts to suspect this is a fit up being done by a corrupt police captain “Klaus Pistor” (Roché). However, there is definitely something strange about Gwynek….
Of Wolf And Man
This is a very rare breed of werewolf movie in that it tries to take a realistic approach to the curse. As a result the make up style is a lot closer to the original Wolf Man than the more modern “Howling” style monster or werewolves that actually turn into wolves. Here the werewolf is a human suffering a rare disease that can be both inherited and passed on through infected blood. Those infected become notably hairier on a permanent basis, but most of the time are harmless. That changes on the full moon where they gain superhuman strength and become violently feral. This movie achieves everything “Wolf Man” (2025) set out to do in re-imagining the classic version of the monster. That it achieved it twelve years prior, just goes to show how little Leigh Whannell actually brought to the table.
The plot around the beast is a bit more of a mixed bag. The individual parts all work well enough, but the film shifts gears dramatically for the final act. Once the secret is out, the rest of those plot elements don’t seem especially important. This works fine first time through, but I can’t help but feel the early acts will lead to the film dragging somewhat in repeat viewing. I also have to say, I’m not a big fan of werewolves that don’t resemble wolves in any way. While this may be the best version of that I have come across, it’s not what I am after. I guess you could call it a “Lycanthropy” movie instead of a “Werewolf” movie. Anyway, that gripe aside, the movie is pretty good and worth a strong 6/10.
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Rating: 6 out of 10.
Final Howl
Werewolf movies are difficult to pull off and few have ever really found the formula. So when I am able to score one of these films at a six or higher out of ten I call that a win. Indeed if I do put together my top ten, “Wer” and “Late Phases” may well make my list. I want to note too that the gap between those movies was narrow. They are both worth checking out, if you are a fan of the sub-genre. Late Phases edged ahead because it felt 100% like a werewolf movie and still managed to find something new to say. As for Werewolves Within, it’s not really much of a werewolf movie. It is though reasonably fun and certainly better than “Cry Wolf” was. All three are better than “The Beast Within” (2024) and way better than “Wolf Man” (2025). Anyway, stay tuned as I may have more werewolves for you soon.
Today I have a Werewolf double bill for you, checking out the just released “Wolf Man” from Universal/Blumhouse and “The Beast Within”, an independent release, directed by Alexander J. Farrell, from last year. I’m going to put these two wolves head to head. These movies are pretty similar so it makes sense to make a comparison. Wolf Man though has the backing of two of the biggest players in the horror field in Universal and Blumhouse and is of course part of Universals ambition to make use of the classic Universal Monsters they are associated with. A while back they wanted to establish a shared universe for these characters, but a real clanger of a “Mummy” movie cause a rapid re-think. That rethink has seen director Leigh Wahnell tackle “The Invisible Man” and now “Wolf Man”.
Really, the whole Universal Monsters thing is a fools errand for the studio. Almost none of those monsters are IP’s owned by Universal and are almost all public domain, or generic enough (I.E. Werewolves & Mummy’s), that anyone could make a movie. This is a similar situation to a lot of Disney’s classic line up. What the studios actually own is their own take on the products, some of which will be under copyright but all thick with trademarks. But if that is the case, what is the benefit of doing entirely new and modern takes on these products? Perhaps an attempt to try and claim the public perception of ownership? Certainly the shared universe plan made some sense (Especially given the Universal Monsters were the first shared universe). Anyway, let’s dig in.
Two Wolves Inside You
The plot for both movies is similar. Both feature a small family of husband and wife and one daughter. In both it is the families’ patriarch that is the wolf of the story. There are a few key differences though. In Wolf Man, the male lead “Blake” (Christopher Abbott) doesn’t start off as a “Wolf Face” and instead is infected. Meanwhile in The Beast Within, “Noah” (Kit Harington) is implied to always have been the monster. Both films end up with the wife and daughter desperately battling for survival against their father/husband at a remote location. The Beast Within tells the entire story from the point of view of the daughter “Willow” (Caoilinn Springall). In Wolf Man, the daughter “Ginger” (Matilda Firth) is the focus but the film is from a more neutral perspective. The name of course is a reference to “Ginger Snaps” (2000), a much better movie.
The other main difference is in the look of the character. Both productions opted for a 100% practical effects, which I definitely approve of. The Beast Within went with a traditional Werewolf design, but Wolf Man went in a very different direction. The idea seems to be to modernize the look of the “The Wolf Man” (1941), but in practice there is little resemblance. Really the beast looks more like some kind of sasquatch. The transformation is also very slow, so you don’t see much of the full transformed monster. The Beast within saves the Werewolf’s appearance until near the conclusion too and both films work a very, very slow build up.
Werewolves For Modern Audiences
Perhaps disappointingly, the themes for both movies are exactly what you’d expect in the current year. That is, both basically tackle “Toxic Masculinity”. The difference though is that Beast Within is far more clear cut. That is really about how families stay with an abusive man and make excuses for them. That is a genuine problem, so while it is obvious, I can’t complain about it. Also portraying that from the young girls perspective opens up a lot of creative avenues. Ones we’ve seen a few times before, in better films. It’s not a bad take though, and I appreciate the attempt, even if it is at times clumsily implemented.
Wolf Man however tackles a far more debatable version of “Toxic Masculinity”, suggesting that masculinity in general is a problem and that one may inherit this toxic behaviour from your father. I don’t want to use the “W” word here, but lets just say it reminded me a bit of a certain Gillette advert. The thing is the behaviour the movie paints as negative is entirely protective in nature. The leading man’s father shouts at his son for wandering off alone in a forest full of bears and that he knows has at least one Werewolf in. This is portrayed as an abuse of some kind. Later Blake shouts at his daughter for tight rope walking on a concrete barrier by a main road. The movie suggests he learned this bad behaviour from his father and similarly…. well, there’s an obvious plot twist down the road.
Style And Atmosphere
As far as atmosphere goes, I find myself favouring Beast Within. It’s notably cheaper, but it is creatively put together and provides a constant atmosphere of tension. Wolf Man relies on the a lot of jump scares, but does have some moments of good cinematography. The music wasn’t especially notable in either case. All the actors are reasonable in both movies, perhaps a little stronger in Wolf Man. However, the dialogue is better in Beast Within. Honestly a lot of the dialogue in Leigh Wahnell’s movie felt clunky and forced.
Special effects is a trickier one to rate in a head to head. The design for Wolf Man is not very good, but it is well executed. The slow transformation provides a lot of interesting moments, making this movie a bit of a body horror. While Beast Within punches above it’s budget, the final act provides a good few shorts of the monster that don’t look particularly realistic. The design though is solid. You don’t see the werewolf until very late in the movie, but there are a few good dream sequences featuring transformation effects. I’m favouring the underdog (Pun intended) again here.
Werewolf Vs Wolf Man
So in conclusion… Well, I don’t recommend either of these movies really. But let’s tackle them one at a time. If you like slow burn horror with an unreliable narrator then you may enjoy The Beast Within. But it’s not something worth going out of your way for but personally I enjoyed elements of it and didn’t feel like I wasted my time watching it. It is however not really what most people want from a werewolf movie. That it the metaphor is so obvious doesn’t help it either. It’s not particularly clever, even with the use of the child’s perspective and there is no fun here at all. It is passably average so I give The Beast Within –5/10.
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Rating: 5 out of 10.
I have to be honest here and tell you that Wolf Man was a very disappointing movie for me. Leigh Wahnell made a very good low budget movie with “Upgrade” (2018) and provided a solid if somewhat obvious take on “The Invisible Man” in 2020. Here however, he’s made an absolute clanger. Clunk dialogue, bad creature design, slow to the point of boring and a frankly cringe subtext. Indeed given that Invisible Man was also basically about toxic masculinity, I’m starting to wonder if Wahnell actually has more than one idea in his head. That also means currently the entire new body of Universal classic monster movies is about modern identity politics. Lame and disappointing. I give Wolf Man– 3.5/10.
Since Robert Eggers latest movie “Nosferatu” was released in the UK January 1st 2025, for me it is the first movie of this year. To many of my readers though it will have been the last movie of 2024 since it arrived Christmas day for the US and a few other territories. Sadly that means my review is behind everyone else. It also means it missed out on my “Best of 2024” list. But in my view it’s viable for 2025 with that release date. We’ll see where I place it next December. Anyway, this is written and directed by Robert Eggers. Jarin Blaschke provides cinematography and Robin Carolan the music. This is of course a remake of the 1922 silent movie, which was effectively an unofficial adaptation of Bram Stokers Dracula.
Bill Skarsgård stars as “Count Orlok”, the titular Nosferatu. This monster has established a psychic bond with Lily-Rose Depp’s “Ellen Hutter” and concocted a scheme to bring his reign of terror to Germany so that he can “Be one” with her. This also involves getting rid of her new husband “Thomas Hutter” (Nicholas Hoult). Fortunately for him Hutter is a solicitor and estate agent and so he can kill two birds with one stone by inviting Hutter to his castle to sign the deed to his new estate in Germany. Anna meanwhile continues to be haunted by dreams of this dark figure she likens to death itself. As the menace draws near her doctor seeks the assistance of Professor Albin Ebernhart Von Franz (Willem DaFoe) a controversial expert in the occult.
Gothic Horror is Back
This is a visually and sonically stunning movie. Not a huge surprise from Eggers, but he really has outdone himself with this one. Almost every scene has beautiful cinematography. Eggers makes great use of framing in his shots that really gives everything the look of a painting. He’s also clearly spent a lot of time watching old universal horror films and of course the original Nosferatu. The technique of using what you don’t see to build terror is at near perfection here. But as great as the visuals are, the movie is perhaps more impressive sonically. The use of the intense soundtrack, the frightening way Count Orlok speaks and strategic silence really helps to build the ominous tension and really make you feel in the presence of absolute evil.
It’s not all positive though. Eggers skills possibly don’t stretch to getting child actors to not really feel like children trying to act. The two children in this story were distractingly bad. Fortunately their roles were minor and effectively limited to two scenes (Well two where they had dialogue anyway). The second, larger problem is the plot. It’s not that it is a bad story, far from it. Since it is effectively Dracula it is arguably the most successful horror story ever written. But that is the problem right there. If you haven’t lived under rock your entire life you’ve definitely seen this story (Or something similar) before. Horror fan and/or a movie buffs have probably seen it at least ten times, maybe as many as fifty times. That is a problem.
Dreams And Nightmares
Despite the fact I’ve seen this story many times, the way Eggers approaches it is still unique. The heavy focus on dreams and the way they mesh with reality has always been one of his trademarks. Here he uses it in perhaps his best way yet. Having an evil that can be more of a presence through dreams without having to run around everywhere fits Gothic Horror perfectly. The genre has always been more about implying evil than showing it plainly. The idea is to give the viewer a sense of dread and Nosferatu has that in spades.
Where I wonder if Eggers does perhaps have a weakness, is in directing actors. This is a hard one to judge. The child actors were grating, but a few of the others felt a bit dodgy too. Notably, Aaron Taylor-Johnson felt a bit… off. Lily-Rose Depp though by contrast, was particularly good. Unsurprisingly Willem DaFoe, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård and Emma Corrin all did great. But actors of that caliber don’t need that much guidance from a director. It’s when you look outside those names that I start to wonder. That’s not to say anyone was outright terrible though. Even the children, they were just notable by contrast. Put a pin in this one for now.
Remakes Worth Remaking
While I’m not normally a big remake fan, this is one that was definitely needed. After all, I think 100 years is more than enough time to warrant a second go. But since the soundtrack was so important to this film, it is very much justified as an improvement over it’s silent predecessor. It also goes some way to make amends for the shoddy way the original was treated. That is would be a whole separate can of worms, so suffice to say the Bram Stoker estate wasn’t best pleased with the unofficial take on Dracula. Yet it wasn’t until Christopher Lee took on the role that anyone played a more menacing vampire than Max Shreck. This film returns Orlock to the head of the table as scariest vampire.
But speaking of remakes, I can’t help but wonder what “A Nightmare on Elm Street” would be like if made by Francis Eggers. I mean sur,e he’d probably set it in Victorian England or something, but I don’t know anyone that has made so much of an art out of dreams, hallucination and madness. If ever there was a director outside of Wes Craven that could actually do a good Nightmare on Elm Street movie, I think Eggers is the man for the job. He would need the right cast though. I’m not sure the director is as good with the actors as he is with everything else. But, he has always been lucky in finding the best talent to work with.
Conclusion
When it comes to horror it is often down to personal taste. This however, is a film every horror fan can appreciate at least on the audio/visual level. Where opinions may vary is on the story. Gothic romantic horror isn’t a wide field as far as story tropes go and when you are remaking a 102 year old movie based (unofficially) on a 107 year old novel no take will ever feel totally original. However, we all knew what this was going in. Also, you don’t really watch Eggers for the story. That’s not a criticism, it’s just he creates atmosphere like no other director. That is why we watch his movies. That and his incredible attention to accuracy and detail. This is his best so far and it’s worth noting, every movie he releases is his best so far. I can’t wait for his next. This one is in the clouds at 8.5/10.
Welcome to part two of my annual wrap up looking at 2024. In this half I will give you the second half of my top ten movies of the year and look at how things have played out in the box office. I’ll also be encouraging you to give a second look at four movies that you may have marked down as “Not worth bothering with”.
Top Ten (Part Two)
First up, a couple more honourable mentions. A movie that really surprised me in 2024 was “In The Land Of Saints And Sinners“. There’s no getting around it, Liam Neeson has been making a lot of truly terrible movies of late. This one however was great and Neeson was back on top form. Another impressive comeback was Kevin Costner’s passion project “Horizon: An American Saga“. A long complex tale that would have been better served as a TV series, but was still quality cinema. Costner often self funds his projects and usually loses money with them, but no one can deny his dedication and passion.
Before I get on to my top five movies I want to shout out two 2024 movies I won’t get to see until 2025. Namely: Sonic 3 and Nosferatu. The first two Sonic movies were far better than I think anyone expected and I have no reason to think they will drop the ball now. Meanwhile Francis Eggers new horror movie hits theatres in the US on Christmas day. In the UK we get it Jan 1st 2025. So while Sonic my miss out on the list for both years, I suspect I may be justifying Nosferatu’s inclusion on my 2025 list instead. We will see. Early reviews have been glowing.
#5 Boy Kills World
Review (From a roundup) HERE. This is my fun cult movie of the year. A mixture of excessively violent action and comedy, done with the freedom of an independent movie aiming to be a cult classic. This is a revenge film about a deaf, mute played by Bill Skarsgård but with H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob’s Burgers) as the voice in his head. Sadly the movie was marketed so poorly a lot of people are probably hearing about it for the first time in this article. It made only $3m against its $20m budget. However, cult movies like this tend to make up for their box office in the long term through streaming and physical media sales. So there is hope for it yet. If you like action comedies check this one out! This just about made a 7/10.
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Rating: 7 out of 10.
#4 Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F
Legacy sequels usually are a disappointment. Even when they are decent, they tend to fall far short of the original films. Every now and then though we get one just about up to scratch. Perhaps not as good as the classics, but one that does feel part of the same conversation. Axel F was one of these. A very pleasant surprise, especially after the very disappointing legacy sequel to “Coming to America”. Eddie Murphy was back on form. The rest of the gang was back on form and the movie carried a lot of the same vibes while also not ignoring the massive time gap. This was a very solid 7/10.
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Rating: 7 out of 10.
#3 Late Night With The Devil
Review (From a roundup) HERE. While perhaps not as original as many may think, it was original enough to stand out in the sea of modern horrors. The 70’s TV style felt authentic and they had fun playing the plot out through that medium. The movie reminded me a lot of “WNUF Halloween Special”, but slicker (Hence not finding it totally original). David Dastmalchian, a highly underrated actor, did a fantastic job in the lead and young Ingrid Torelli impressed as the possessed child. While I wasn’t surprised the movie was good, I was that it ended up my top horror of the year. Well done Shudder! Strong 7/10 for this.
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Rating: 7 out of 10.
#2 The Wild Robot
Review (From a roundup) HERE. This was a shocker that really shouldn’t have been. When you realize this is from Dreamworks and Chris Sanders, the minds behind the original “How to Train Your Dragon” you realize expectations should have been high. Yet this flew under a lot of peoples radars for some reason. Perhaps because Lupita Nyong’o isn’t that big a star (Despite her talent). Perhaps because Pedro Pascal seems to be in everything and due to that also has no draw. But the truth is both of them did a superb job. But it’s the animation, the story and perhaps above all the humour that makes this an absolute classic. 7.5/10
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Rating: 7.5 out of 10.
#1 Deadpool & Wolverine
Full review HERE. Speaking of humour, by far the funniest film of the year was Deadpool & Wolverine”. So despite the paper thin plot and obvious milking of nostalgia, this still ends up my movie of the year. The cast of heroes is excellent, including the surprise (And not so surprising) cameos. Aside from Emma Corrin, the villains were less impressive, but they did what they needed to. Right from the very start, the movie is outrageous, hilarious and action packed. It even manages to tell strong character stories, compensating largely for the weak plot. Those stories extend beyond the main two characters and makes each cameo feels worthwhile (Although one of them mostly for comedy…Don’t skip the post credit scene, that’s all I’m saying). This was an 8/10, even with the flaws.
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Rating: 8 out of 10.
Second Chance Saloon
These days negativity about entertainment spreads like wildfire. There’s no getting around it, the studios have a PR problem and a terrible relationship with their fans. Part of that is because they have been strangely antagonistic and part is just their uninspired output. Most new movies or TV shows are filled with all the same modern cliches. Any criticism of the product is reacted to with insults and labels. So it’s understandable people are increasingly walking away from new shows, movies, franchises or even entire genres. Of course that means on occasion they don’t give a chance to something perhaps they may enjoy. So in this section I am going to recommend a few movies for a second chance.
Let’s get to the easier sells first. I want to mention a couple of fun movies that while not bothering my top ten, were entertaining and didn’t contain anything that anyone should find offensive. “Red One” quickly flopped at the box office, showing that neither The Rock nor Chris Evans are box office gold. Yet, this was a fun, well meaning action Christmas movie. The second to mention is Gladiator 2. This is a direct sequel to the original and an entertaining movie that attempts to offer a subversion of the plot from the first. Sadly some reviewers have thrown out the usual complaints: Bad CGI, ‘Member berries, rehash of the first film. None of those are anywhere near as bad as presented. The plot especially is mostly similar because it is a gladiator movie. Not too much variety in the genre.
Not For Everyone
So now we get on to the divisive movies. First up is Joker: Folie à Deux, this is a movie that got a savage backlash mostly from people that hadn’t seen the movie, but had heard things they didn’t like about it. It’s a subversive movie and a gritty, depressing neo-noir. It’s not a bad movie objectively speaking. Indeed, it is very well made. What it isn’t much of though, is fun. If you go in expecting a comic book movie, you will hate it. Especially true if you think this is the “Real” Joker. But if you like gritty, depressing neo-noir’s or can enjoy a movie for being well made, give it a chance. Personally, I’m not a fan of the musical stuff, but it wasn’t a deal breaker.
Second movie I want to mention is Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis. As you will learn in my review, it’s not a movie you can approach in a straight up way. You pretty much have to ignore the movies plot, take the subtext lightly and look deep at the subtext to the subtext or the metaphor under the metaphor. If you watch the movie thinking of it as being about Coppola himself and film making in general, it becomes a lot more interesting. It’s not for everyone though. Both these films are for true cinephiles. People at film school will probably appreciate them, but if you want to chill with a beer and some popcorn… Yeah, maybe don’t watch these. But then that’s where Red One and Gladiator II come in. So whatever kind of viewer you are, two of these films should be worth giving a chance to.
Box Office Breakdown
So finally we are on to the objective part of this round up. What movies actually made money. This year the top ten global box office contains ten franchise movies. Yep, not a single one of these is an original movie. This is pretty normal for these days and part of the reason why movies are starting to struggle. There isn’t enough effort put in by the studios to build new franchises. Not that there aren’t original movies, but they are usually lower budget, less pushed by the studios and often direct to streaming. Anyway here is the top ten in the global box office for the year 2024.
Only the first two of this list broke a billion, same as last year. Indeed post covid that is the average. Pre covid it was around 5 per year. With high inflation and ticket prices increasing even beyond that, we should be seeing more not less. In 2014, “Interstellar”, an original movie and the 10th highest earning that year made $653m. If you adjust for inflation that would be around $871m. That would place it 4th on this years list. Of the $200m+ production budget club, only the top three of this year could be called a success. The other wins are for those films that controlled their budgets. Kung Fu Panda 4 being most notable. “Wicked”, despite it’s success is still a financial failure (Offset a little by it’s strong US box office).
The top ten this year is fairly predictable. These are all fairly safe bets outside of perhaps the Dune sequel and of course, all franchise movies. Dune II was only in the air because the first movie came out during covid and as a result didn’t give us a clear indicator of popularity. However, the cinema is largely starved of proper science fiction blockbusters these days and clearly there is still a market. We will almost certainly see more entries from nine of these in the years to come. Venom. however. is done now along with Sony’s Spider-Man-less Spider-Man films. Outside of the Venom movies that universe has been a total failure and it’s unlikely Venom 3 will have made up for the losses of “Madam Web” and “Kraven”, both apparently in the running for worst superhero movie of all time.
Final Notes
By contrast to the box office, my top ten of the year only included four franchise movies. One of which, “The Fall Guy” was a reboot of an 80’s franchise and so could hardly be said to be a cynical cash in. Most people forgot that 80’s series existed. That’s not the case with Beverly Hills Cop, that was very much a cash in on Nostalgia, but it was done very well and deserves it’s place on the list. That’s the thing, there’s nothing wrong with legacy sequels or franchises, but they shouldn’t totally dominate the blockbuster side of the movies. One of the reasons the modern era is so reliant on the IP’s is because almost no one watches movies for the actors anymore. The age of the movie star is long gone. But with it, the freedom to take chances with the actual movies.
In the social media age, I’m not sure you can have movie stars. So that means studios need to be willing to take more risks with the films themselves so they can create the franchises of the future. It’s not all bad news though. There are good films out there, they just may require a little bit of digging around to find. How many of my top ten did you even hear about this year? What you may not realize is there are a lot more movies being made today than in the 1980’s and we live in the age of instant access. We have more freedom to find the content we like, but with freedom comes responsibility. It’s on us to find that content, we can’t wait for it to come to us. For cinephiles that’s not a problem, but for the general audience? That may be why the box office is still struggling.
Well, here we are approaching the end of 2024. That means it is time for my annual wrap up. This year I am covering my top ten movies of the year, along with some honourable mentions. I’m also going to cover some of my favourite documentary and TV shows of the year. Part two will continue my top ten, suggest a few overlooked movies worth a second chance and have a look at the years box office. Hopefully between all that, I’ll give you a few suggestions that may have passed you by.
My Top Ten (Part One)
Honorable mentions first. Let’s start with the body horror “The Substance“. A film that tries to be more artistic than it needed to be, but ultimately unique and very well done. “Strange Darlings” is another horror worthy of mention. The psychological psycho movie relies a bit too much on it’s twist and the chopped up timeline, but is well acted and brutal. More of the fun and low budget side is the prog-rock comedy horror “Destroy All Neighbors“. Ridiculous, but had me in stitches, more for the prog-rock parody than the Troma style horror.
2024 gave us a good amount of solid popcorn action movies too. “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” for example is easily the best American Godzilla movie. They learned from the mistakes of the previous movies in the franchise and finally nailed the formula. Also worth mentioning are “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes“, Guy Ritchie’s “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” and “The Beekeeper“. All flawed, but fun movies, with plenty of action and well worth a watch. Now on to the top ten!
#10 Saturday Night
First on my list is the high paced, frantic comedy “Saturday Night”. Full review can be found HERE. Despite never actually having watched the show, I know many of the more famous sketches and am a big fan of a lot of the comedians that made their name on the show. So while I wasn’t viewing this as a fan, I had a lot of interest and it didn’t fail to entertain. It is both a fascinating look behind the scenes of one of the most important comedy shows of all time and funny in its own right. The highlight for me was the performances of the actors playing the roles of these very famous characters. They were all pretty much nailed and that earned this a 6.5/10
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
#9 Arthur The King
Review (From a roundup) HERE. Another movie I wasn’t expecting to land in the top ten, but at the same time it is a heart warming story with a dog. It’s an easy sell to most people. It’s also very well made and since it’s based on a truly story, all the more compelling. The movie has a number of random changes from the true story that inspired it. That would be fine, but a lot of the changes didn’t really add anything, so just seem strange. Of course until you look up the true story, you wouldn’t even know that. If you want a compelling tearjerker, check this out. 6.5/10.
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
#8 The Fall Guy
I still don’t know what made anyone think rebooting the 80’s TV series “The Fall Guy” as a comedy action movie in 2024 was a good idea. However, it turns out it actually was a good idea! Ryan Gosling nailed the role and the movie became both a fun action movie and a fairly heartfelt tribute to movie stunt men. They even dropped in a cameo from Lee Majors and Heather Thomas (Stars of the old show). This movie reminds me of the Miama Vice one (Which did a similar end of movie cameo for the originals). Good, entertaining, but probably will be forgotten in a few years if they don’t follow it up. 6.5/10.
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
#7 Dune: Part Two
Full review HERE. Now this is a movie I did expect to be on this list. What is a surprise is that it didn’t make the top five. But there I had a lot of issues with this movie, especially in the area of the characters and the emotional connection to the events. I felt very detached as I watched this movie and yet the spectacle is certainly impressive. Villeneuve continues to be a mixed bag for me and not the infallible auteur some seem to think he is. I will never consider his Blade Runner sequel a good movie and a lot of the issues with that he had here too. That said, this is still my sixth favourite movie of the year. No one can say that Villeneuve is a bad director, I just disagree on how good he is. This was a 6.5/10 for me.
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
#6 Juror #2
Clint Eastwoods final (Probably) movie as a director is a court room drama with a twist of neo-noir. This hit theatres recently, but had a very short run (Blatantly to qualify for Oscar consideration) and is already on streaming. Court room dramas are strange beast, on the surface you expect them to be boring but once they get rolling they are among the most compelling dramas you can watch. This particular court room drama is very much in the style of “Twelve Angry Men”, which means a lot of the film is twelve strangers in a room talking. This is the kind of thing that is difficult to pull off unless you have good actors, a good script and a good director. No worries here though. I only just saw this one so there may be a full review at some point. Since I don’t have a review, let’s call this a very strong 6.5/10.
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
Documentaries
There have been a number of interesting documentaries released this year and I have to give a shout out to a couple. “Jim Henson Idea Man” was both interesting and emotional. We all love the muppets and if you grew up any time before the late 90’s you were probably impacted by at least one of his creations. Maybe The Dark Crystal, maybe Labyrinth, Maybe the Muppets. This is a pretty thorough documentary and I felt like you really get to know the man behind the creations. Definitely worth checking out.
One documentary though ended up an even more emotional journey and that is “Super/Man“. The Christopher Reeves documentary is focused mostly on his life after he became paralysed, but also covers his ground breaking role as Superman in. It is a reminder that while we generally separate the art from the artist, every now and then an actor comes along that so totally embodies the character they are playing it becomes impossible to separate the two.
TV Shows
On the TV side I have less recommendations as I don’t watch as much TV as I do movies. I have continued to thoroughly enjoy “Cobra Kai” in its final season. If you still haven’t explored this show, now is the perfect time. This is how you do a legacy sequel. Another favourite returning in 2024 was Sylvester Stalone’s “Tulsa King“. The shows second season provided both a good stand alone arc and a satisfying continuation of the story lines from season one. The year also saw the third season of the horror/mystery series “From” and the show continues to be good while offering something that looks very much like momentum and direction. I feel like we are going somewhere here, but then I’ve been fooled before (i.e. “Lost”)
One new show I enjoyed this year was the Rome based “Those About to Die“. It’s not the masterpiece that “Rome” was, it doesn’t have as much intrigue as “I Claudius” and it’s not as action filled as “Spartacus: Blood and Sand”. Instead it lands somewhere in between. What makes the season work is the immensely talented Iwan Rheon. A show I was more anxious about than excited was “Fallout“. However, the end result was actually a lot of fun and true to at least the Bethesda versions of the game (Which means, the lore is somewhat flexible). There’s plenty you could pick apart here, but they did pretty much nail the mix of grim reality, grey morality, retro 50’s sci-fi and outright comedy the franchise is known for.
Best TV Show of the Year
As I mentioned, I don’t watch anywhere near as much TV as I do movies. So before I get on to my favourite show of the year, I want to mention a few that are on my list to watch and that my friends and family have loved. First up is the Samurai Epic “Shōgun“. A new adaptation of the 1975 novel by the same name by James Clavell. Another popular show is Guy Ritchies “The Gentlemen“. I was a fan of the movie it follows on from and it seems the like series is close to that in quality. A few more names I’ve heard a lot include: “The Day of the Jackal“, “Masters of the Air” and “Three Body Problem“.
The best TV series I have seen this year is easily “The Penguin“. The reaction to the movie “The Batman” was lukewarm at best, but everyone did pretty much agree that Collin Farrell was great as The Penguin in his all too short cameo. The idea of a spin off series from that based on Penguin seemed like a bad idea with an outside chance of being great. Well, they landed on that outside chance! Farrell of course was great, but so is his supporting cast and the story itself. What stands out, is this is not yet another villain being turned into an anti-hero. Penguin is definitely a bad guy.
End of Part One
That’s it for part one. I’ll be back with my top five movies of 2024 and box office breakdown in a few days.
I’ve been threatening to review some Christmas horrors for a few years and now is the time. Given horrors obsession with holiday themes it’s not a huge surprise to learn there are an awful lot of Christmas horror films. It’s probably even a less of a surprise that most of them are also awful. There are a few diamonds in the rough, the question is can I find them? Actually I’m not sure I’m even looking for them, but if I can find some entertaining enough to recommend we’ll call that a win!
Santa’s Slay (2005)
First up is “Santa’s Slay” from 2005. Written and directed by David Steiman, a long time assistant to Brett Ratner. Currently this is Steiman’s only feature. This features Bill Goldberg as the demonic Santa (Son of Satan) with Douglas Smith playing hero and Emilie de Ravin (Claire from “Lost”) and Robert Culp in support. There’s a few cameos too including Saul Rubinek, Rebecca Gayheart, Fran Drescher and Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr. Not the biggest stars, but bigger than I expected for this movie anyway!
Nicholas Yuleson Smith(Smith) lives with his grandfather (Culp), a crackpot inventor, who has a dislike of Christmas. After discovering his grandfather has built a bunker in the basement he enquires why he hates Christmas so much and learns that Santa Claus is actually the son of Satan. Santa was tricked into being good for 1000 years, but that ends tonight. As far fetched as that sounds, it turns out to be true as Santa (Goldberg) arrives in town to cause havoc. It’s down to Nicholas, his grandfather and girlfriend Mary (de Ravin) to stop him… somehow.
Top Bill-ing
So the main negative here is that Bill Goldberg would struggle to act his way out of a paper bag. Turns out not all wrestlers are cut out for acting. Fortunately for a good portion of the film Bill isn’t given much he can mess up, with minimal dialogue. What Goldberg can do is beat people up, so that part is fine and the gratuitous Christmas violence is pretty amusing. It also helps that he has a solid supporting cast around him (Mostly recognizable TV actors). Suffice to say the film doesn’t take itself too seriously and for a while it is pretty funny.
Where it falls apart is in the final act when it tries to find itself a conclusion and it starts asking a bit too much from the former WCW champion. The truth is the premise is starting to wear out it’s appeal at that point (Not to mention all the upbeat “Fun” Christmas songs). While Douglas Smith and Emily De Raven are decent actors (TV actors at least), I’m not sure they got quite enough direction here because they didn’t impress. The actual ending feels about as anticlimactic as possible. With Santa “dealt” with by an a previously unseen character and then an awkward non-ending.
Who’s Next?
There actually was potential here for a fun B-Movie here, but the movie ends up trying to do more than was needed and ends up falling over itself. With a run time of only one hour and fourteen minutes, it made no sense to try and throw so many minor characters into the story. The movie either needed to have a lot of that stripped away and left to focus on the three leads or they needed a bit more to that run time so that the peripheral characters can feel like an actual part of the story. They also needed, frankly, a better actor playing Santa. Sorry Bill, this gig is not for you. This is a 5/10, but that is me being generous (Must be the Christmas spirit).
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Rating: 5 out of 10.
Christmas Evil (1980)
The second film of the Christmas horror triple bill is the 1980 horror “Christmas Evil”. This is from writer/director Lewis Jackson. If you don’t know the name that’s not a surprise since he only made three movies. This is his only movie that has enough votes to warrant an IMdB score. The movie was actually recommended to me by a friend, otherwise I would likely not even know it existed. Brandon Maggart stars as “Harry Stadling” as a mentally ill man with an obsession with Santa Claus. Jeffrey DeMunn and Dianne Hull provide support. Another reason I may have missed this movie is it is one of the famous “Video nasties” that was banned (And confiscated) in the UK . The movie was eventually re-released and legalized in 2012.
The story follows the day to day life of Harry Stadling. A developmentally challenged child, traumatized by seeing his father, dressed as Santa, having sex with his mother. Thirty three years later, he works in a low level desk job at the “Jolly Dreams” toy factory. The factory workers consider him a schmuck, mock him and take advantage of him. In his spare time, Harry watches the neighbourhood children and makes notes on who has been good or bad. As Christmas draws near Harry’s mental state is on the edge and after informing his brother that he won’t be visiting his family for Christmas this year, he goes on a spree of killing and good will. Giving children presents while taking revenge on those he considers to have done wrong (Including his co-workers).
The Naughty List
Despite its reputation as a video nasty, this is a 70’s style horror. It has more in common with the first Halloween film than Friday the 13th. It is a slow burn at the start but then becomes somewhat suddenly and brutally violent. By the standard of modern gore fests it is mild, it just feels more shocking because of the build. Harry has spent a lot of time preparing for this day. What we are watching for most of the film is a spree killer in the hours before engaging in the spree. This is something you rarely see in slashers. Indeed it’s rare to follow the killers perspective at all, except in biopics of real life killers. This is a refreshing change, but it’s also very well done. You sympathize somewhat with the character, but at the same time you have no doubt that he is unhinged.
When the killings start, the movie provides contrasting moments of kindness and joy between the killings. We also see Harry’s grip on reality gradually slip. The movie offers social commentary and humour along with a number of impressive visuals. The budget of $850k was about average (Maybe slightly above) for a horror film in the 1980’s. Considering that, it’s not mind blowing what they achieved, but it’s still more than I expected of a 1980’s video nasty Christmas horror. Brandon Maggart does a great job and the support are all reasonable. Last but not least, the ending was a nice touch (But no spoilers).
To All A Good Night
Overall, this is an impressive little cult movie. Nothing groundbreaking as such, but well made, entertaining and worth a watch. It’s a shame Lewis Jackson seems to have stopped making movies after this release. If you are into edgy horror that has a bit of a psychological build to it (Basically 70’s horror), you will undoubtedly enjoy this. If not, you may still find it’s endearing quirkiness mildly amusing. You’ll only be disappointed if you read too much into it’s ban in the UK. Very few of the banned movies were actually that horrific. Anyway, for me this a 6.5/10 and a recommendation.
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Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
For the last story filled with Christmas fear, I’m reviewing “A Christmas Horror Story” from 2015. This is an anthology horror, but unlike most the stories play out simultaneously. Despite this, as is often the case with anthologies we have multiple writers and directors. Steve Hoban came up with the original idea and is joined in the chair by Brett Sulivan and Grant Harvey. The three have worked together several times, specifically for the Ginger Snaps trilogy. It is worth noting mind that none of them directed the original (And in my view only good one). Still, their CV’s include a lot of good work and they clearly love the genre. With four stories on the table and a linking radio segment (With William Shatner as the DJ), there is quite a large cast. Top billing is given to Shatner, George Buza (As Santa) and Rob Archer (As Krampus).
Since there are three stories I’ll keep the synopsis brief. Santa is having problems in the North Pole with some zombie elves. A family visit their creepy rich aunt, only for their son to break a figure of Krampus and the family to be thrown out by their Aunt. It seems they may have unleashed a great evil. A group of students break into their school to do video documentary on the ritualistic killings that happened their the previous years only to get locked in schools basement. Finally the cop that discovered those dead students the previous year takes his son and wife to some private land to help themselves to a Christmas tree. While there, their son disappears only to reemerge from a tree, but is it still their son?
Mixed Bag: Coal and Presents
First up, I want to say I enjoyed the intro for the movie. Definitely sets things up well. As we get into the story it’s a bit more of a mixed bag. Normally with an anthology horror you have highs and lows, stand outs and also-rans. However, when they are all mixed together like this it becomes a lot harder to get a sense of the quality of the individual stories. That protects the weaker ones somewhat but also limits the strong ones. On the positive, it makes what are always relatively short horror stories feel more substantial. The negative is it is hard to really invest in any of them. I think ultimately I prefer when the stories are more separate.
It wouldn’t be so much of an issue if the stories actually intertwined, but they don’t. Sure the cop in the changeling story was the one that discovered the victims in the school the previous year, but that is only seen in a video recording and has no impact on his actual story. He is meant to be traumatized by it, but it’s not like we ever see that. It was a missed opportunity to use his story as a means to get context on the other. Meanwhile the Santa story only really intertwines with the Radio DJ’s brief contributions (Admittedly in a clever way) and the final part is entirely isolated. Early they tease that one crossing over with Santa, but that doesn’t happen.
Trees, Santa, Krampus And The Virgin Birth
Looking at the stories individually and they are actually pretty solid. The school story is easily the weakest and you basically know where it is going to go right away. The changeling story is the best outright horror entry, while the Santa story is the most fun and provides the best twist. The Krampus story meanwhile provides a good monster story and has a little twist of its own. Krampus looks pretty good, though I’ve seen scarier versions (Such as the ones I’ve been generating with AI recently). The movie has some solid visuals in all sections and the music is used well. William Shatner doesn’t have a great deal to do, but his role in linking the stories is vital and he is charming and mildly amusing while not hamming things up and taking you out of it.
So overall, I think this is a recommendation. Mixing the stories up didn’t really help it and they don’t intertwine particularly well. However, none of the stories are bad, they all have Christmas themes and two are actually very entertaining. The Krampus story felt like there wasn’t enough to it, while the haunted school was a bit too generic. The changeling and the zombies elves though were excellent. The movie kept me entertained throughout and I think that just about earns it a 6.0/10.
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Rating: 6 out of 10.
Merry Christmas
So that’s a wrap. Three movies, two recommendations for all horror fans and one for wrestling fans, just because it’s amusing to watch Bill Goldberg as a psychotic Santa. I have to admit, that’s a lot better than I expected when I decided to review Christmas themed horrors! So, the question is should I do this again next year? Well, maybe if you are nice…. Or possibly naughty. Not sure how that should work!
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