2022 Year in Review – Box Office Breakdown

This has been another year of huge box office bombs, but another year where the success stories show that it’s not just as simple as “Post Covid” resistance to returning to the theatres. Overall ticket sales are way down and while the past two years were lower due to lockdowns this year really doesn’t have that excuse. It’s been a year where even horror has seen numbers decline, animation has been all over the place with two big hits and two utter disasters and dramas have on the whole simply failed to find an audience with viewers likely waiting to see them on streaming. It’s also been a poor year comparatively for superhero movies with only one really living up to expectations.

This isn’t every film that was released in cinemas this year, far from it but it is all the ones I decided to keep track of. I’m not gong to cover movies that went straight to streaming here at all. The the numbers I’ve listed are my estimations on profit, not the total box office. This is a harder number to lock down and there will no doubt be some debate. My model takes into account the studio gets a higher cut of the opening week and less later and takes into account the minimum cost of P&A instead of still applying the 50% of production cost rule on lower budget films.

Anyway, I’ve split this up into sections based on how successful the movie was. From the biggest disasters to the greatest successes. Let’s dig in.

The Bombs

These are the movies that will cost the studio big time (Losing $50m or more) and will derail a number of careers. They may lead to a number of studios rethinking their strategies, though whether they learn the right lessons or not is another question entirely.

So let’s start with “Death on the Nile“, the second in the Poirot series directed by Kenneth Branagh, who also staring as the Belgian master detective. This is a classic case of over estimating the demand for such a movie and spending too much ($90m) on the budget. This is a movie that has been done better for cheaper several times before now. No surprise it ended at a loss. I expect this will end Branagh’s series or perhaps lead to a direct to streaming approach in the future.

For Warner Brothers, the bomb I think everyone could have predicted was “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore“. Subject to a boycott from people that are angry with J.K. Rowling for saying only women can get pregnant and a far larger one from Johnny Depp’s army of fans that refused to watch the film after Warner dropped him from the role of Grindelwald, only for him to win his court case and come out looking like the abused and not the abuser. As much as people may like to argue morality on both these topics the truth is Depp is VERY popular and that was the biggest issue here. However, it doesn’t help the previous film wasn’t that well received. This lost the studio around $62m, however the IP is far from dead, so much so they are already looking into ways to reboot the main, more popular series.

The next biggest bomb of the year is sadly also my pick for best movie of the year. “The Northman“. Over time I hope it will join such classics as “Blade Runner” and “The Thing” in being bombs on release but becoming timeless classics and long term earners after. At this stage it is hard to say what the impact on Eggers career will be but losing around $85m can do a lot of damage to a career. It’s worth noting this was easily his most expensive film and if he goes back to making things a bit cheaper I have no doubt he can win studios around again. Mostly his movies have more of a highbrow audience anyway and he won’t have lost any of that. What he has failed to do though is really connect with the larger popcorn crowd. It’s a shame and a sign that we won’t be seeing the likes of Northman again any time soon, but at least we got it once!

The next clanger is another one literally everyone saw coming. “The 355“. After failures of movies like Terminator Dark Fate, Charlies Angels and Birds of Prey it should have been pretty clear that action movies that are not just female lead but lack strong male characters (A male character there just to be the comedy relief isn’t a strong male character), absolutely do not resonate with fans of action movies. It’s odd when you consider this would never happen the other way around (As male lead action films go out of there way to provide multiple strong female characters these days). This is a recipe to lose money. Charlies Angels and Harley Quinn didn’t even have big budgets and still bombed so the 355’s $75m budget was pretty much box office suicide.

The movie ended up losing about $100m, more money than it cost to actually make the film, meaning had they taken the “Batgirl” route, turned it into a tax write off and buried it in the desert with all those copies of E.T. The Video Game, it would have turned out far better for the studio! This is a good one to point to when someone says they don’t understand the logic in writing off Batgirl. Of course we don’t know if Batgirl would have performed this badly and female lead action movies can do well providing they don’t neglect the male characters along the way, but it does explain why it can be better to write movies off sometimes.

Joining the 355 in losing about $100m and being better off for the studio as a tax write off is the all star period murder mystery “Amsterdam“. Costing $80m to produce Fox/Disney (It was probably greenlit under Fox) must have been hoping the cast would be enough to get bums in seats but apparently not. It’s worth noting none of these stars have been immune to underperforming movies in the past, not even the very talented former Batman, Christian Bale.

Margot Robbie especially has been plagued with a string of bombs and if her upcoming Barbie movie doesn’t draw, she could find herself relegated to TV movies and horror films. Fortunately for her, that movie will probably do well, but then Fox no doubt thought the same about Amsterdam. Maybe murder mysteries are just not in vogue these days, but losing more than your production budget is a sign of there being more wrong than failing to find the popcorn crowd.

So what was the biggest disasters of the year? Well that’s a double whammy and both are animated Disney movies. It’s interesting to note the studio that made it’s name on it’s animation now appears to be being destroyed by it. The two films in question are the ill advised Toy Story spin off “Lightyear” and the more recent movie “Strange World“, crashing Disney’s bank balance by $162m and $161m respectively . Between them they cost the studio over $300m, effectively wiping out everything they gained from their most successful movie of the year, “Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness”.

I think we need to jump right in and address the elephant in the room here. Both these animated kids features are incredibly woke. It is pretty clear that many parents don’t really want to take their children to see something they see as woke propaganda and it’s worth remembering that perception is everything. It would be one thing to have those elements in the story but when the marketing heavily focuses on it and executives at Disney are outright admitting their agendas it can’t really be denied or covered up. Even Lightyear, jumping on the back of the hugely successful Toy Story franchise failed to really utilise that link since they recast Buzz Lightyear and went out of their way to tell us it wasn’t directly related.

The Flops

The Flops are the movies that lost money, but were within a debatable range where heads probably won’t roll over it and the studio will likely shrug and move on. These movies likely won’t get sequels though and it certainly suggest mistakes were made. Narrowly making it into this category is “The Woman King“, losing a mere $13m. Likely enough that half the internet will call it a huge success and the other half a huge disaster. The truth is it’s more sort of “Meh”. As a historical film a sequel was probably never on the cards anyway.

A film that unsurprisingly failed to resonate with it’s franchise fan base is “Clerks 3“. Since Kevin Smith went from criticising Hollywood and being the voice of the fans to a full 180 and started criticising the fans and being the voice of Hollywood it’s not a shock that most of his audience for his own projects had totally dried up. At this stage he needs to either totally reform his public perception or reinvent himself creatively and find a new audience. He certainly didn’t do himself any favours with his lies and bait and switch approach to the Masters of the Universe series and with a second season of that due next year his movie career could well be over after that. Clerks 3 lost around $19m and that is on a low budget so those loses will have quite a sting to them.

In the category of “Why?” is the remake of Stephen King’s “Firestarter” that simply failed to heat up audiences with a loss of around $20m. That’s low enough it’ll probably make up the difference later and it probably won’t stop them doing more Stephen King remakes. However, I doubt we’ll see a sequel to this one. Honestly the first movie wasn’t that great anyway but one thing it does have in common with this is that the Soundtrack was better than the film. The original was of course provided by Tangerine Dream, while the remake was done by John Carpenter. Perhaps as a nod to the fact that Carpenter was originally going to direct the first film and if he had perhaps we really would have had a classic.

The biggest Horror film failure this year though, at least financially goes to the movie “Men” losing somewhere between $20m and $50m. It’s hard to be precise as there is no official listing for budget with a good $10m variation in estimates and it’s impossible to know the precise P&A value. Not a huge surprise, given the movie comes across as confusing and potentially woke. I’m not sure it is the latter but I think confusing is more than fair.

Landing as both the least successful superhero movie of the year and arguably it’s best is The Rock’s “Black Adam“, losing around $32m (Though it’s still in a few theatres so may squeeze that down a little). Dwayne Johnson can take some solace of the fact that his movie was well liked by those that did bother to go see it, but clearly a spin off from Shazam isn’t quite the career vehicle Dwayne may have thought it was. The final scene of the movie teases a stand off with Henry Cavill’s Superman and sadly that will be the final appearance of either in those roles. Both have gracefully taken their final bows via Instagram posts with very respectful comments to their fan bases and without burning bridges with the studios.

Michael Bay will no doubt be very disappointed his pretty decent action movie “Ambulance” flopped to the tune of losing around $34m. While it wasn’t going to bother my top ten list this year, it was a fun popcorn flick and pretty decent for a Michael Bay movie. However, I think the film’s name failed to sell the action and the truth is Bay isn’t the draw he used to be. I dare say we haven’t seen the last of Bay though. His next movie sees a return to robot movies, but this time not transforming ones.

The Also Ran’s

Some movies only just scrapped into the black and while it won’t make or break any career, it leaves some potential to become cult classics or at least earn a substantial amount on streaming and Blu-ray sales. First up is “Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent“. In theory it lost about $40m in theatres, however this was a movie simultaneously released directly to streaming (A rarity for this year), so it can’t really be judged like most releases. The movie has been well received so I think it will likely make up for that shortfall.

Morbius” narrowly made it into the black with a profit likely around $1m. Possibly the ill advised re-release may have turned that slight gain into a loss but I’d say overall the movie will be very much in the “Meh” category. Which really defines the movie too. Not bad, not good, not a success, not a failure, it’s the most just there Superhero movie ever made. Apparently “Morbin’ Time” means an abundance of mediocrity. Not much ahead of that is the DC Animated movie “League of Super Pets“. The movie actually looks quite fun but the DC brand was at an all time low so it was only able to generate around $2m in profit.

Not quite over the line into the black but losing so little it is within the margin of error are the movies “Don’t Worry Darling” falling short by about $4m and “Downton Abbey: A New Era” throwing away around $7m. The latter could possibly be written off by having a more mature audience that are likely still wary of covid, but it also may just be that the Downton effect is starting to wear off as we get further away from the peak of the series. Another movie losing by a small margin in “The Menu“, which has garnered positive reactions from both critics and the audience but looks set to fall short by maybe as much as $9m

Below Expectations

These are movies that are comfortably in the black but represent a far lower level of success than would be expected for the genre, franchise or stars involved. Sometimes these movies can actually earn over $100m in profit and still be a disappointment to the studio. It’s all about the context.

Nope” did reasonably in theatres earning around $25m in profit, but was notably weaker than past Jordan Peele outings. It seems the honeymoon period may be over for the controversial comedian turned director or else he’s just suffering for the mixed reaction to his previous film “Us”. Speaking of Horror, “Halloween Ends” made a solid $36m in profit. However this represents a substantial drop off from the second film in this trilogy and a huge drop from the first (Which did insane numbers), I think Blumhouse may feel a little short changed. The movie was badly received too, so I don’t think they’ll be rushing out to replace Michael Myers with a new killer any time soon. Expect a 5-10 year hiatus and a reboot.

Thor: Love and Thunder“. Despite earning a $142m in profit, made less than half the profit that Doctor Strange 2 managed and performed far below what Disney must be expecting from it’s MCU movies. “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” managed to outperform that with around $175m in profit (and did especially well in the US), but still far short of where the bar had been set this year. It seems that right now Marvel’s movies are reliant on their proximity to a Spider-Man movie to get anything close to the audiences they garnered in phase 2 and 3. Phase 4 is absolutely a failure by comparison and if they don’t start turning it around the MCU is in real trouble.

The Batman“, earned a profit of about $234m. On the surface you’d think the studio would be happy with that substantial gain, but this is one of the true A-List superheroes and right now the number two most popular superhero in the world (After Spider-Man). He should be easily doing double that and Warner/DC knows this well. Things are being shaken up over DC these days with James Gunn taking full control of the DC movies and no doubt will be wondering if this version of Batman is worth a continuation or if it is best to leave it as a one off.

Also disappointing financially was Sandra Bullock’s “The Lost City“. Actually a good, fun adventure comedy that showed Sandra still has it, Channing Tatum can actually be good in comedy and Brad Pitt is cameo gold. The movie was comfortably in the black but only making $18.5m in profit for a film with a $74m budget is probably uncomfortably close for the studio. However, the film has been positively received and I have no doubt will do well on streaming. It wouldn’t surprise me if some time next year they announced a sequel. After enjoying this, I’d certainly check out a sequel if there was one.

Meeting Expectations

On occasion a movie achieves exactly what the studio expected, no more, no less. These movies will be treated as a win by the studio, likely will lead to sequels but probably won’t impact other movies at the studio by contrast. The “Scream” reboot for example drew in about $40m in profit. That may actually be a little below what they were hoping for but given they instantly green lit a sequel it’s safe to say the studio were content with that profit margin.

The sequel (and sixth Scream movie) lands next year, but given the reaction from fans was very mixed for this I suspect the sequel will end up disappointing financially by comparison. We will see. At the other end of the scale though is “Violent Night“, only making around $10m at most but likely wasn’t expected to do much more than that. The positive reaction however may lead to a more financially beneficial sequel. I’m not sure it needs one however, the movie was a classic but how many Christmas movies (Aside from Die Hard) had worthwhile sequels?

The action films “Uncharted” and “Bullet Train” managed to find enough of an audience to make substantial games ($85m and $35m respectively). Uncharted of course is based on a video game while Bullet Train was original. Perhaps this shows you just how much the video game market can impact sales these days. Bullet Train was undoubtable the better film, but while it didn’t make as much as uncharted in the theatre I have no doubt it will make more money in the long run through Blu Ray sales and streaming. It definitely has more rewatchability. Still the studio will be happy with what it made up front. Uncharted is almost certain to get a sequel, but I don’t think one was ever on the table for Bullet Train.

Doctor Strange: In the Multiverse of Madness” was both Marvel’s first movie of the year and it’s most successful. The film managed about $350m in profit, but it definitely wasn’t due to the quality. The lure of cameos, the knock on effect of following the hugely successful Spider-Man: No Way Home and the possibilities of the multiverse, all likely helped. Ultimately the movie only achieved an average box office for an MCU movie with a major star and a key story arc. It’s not great for phase three but after the lacklustre output of most MCU movies last year this was probably as good as they could expect.

The Dreamworks animated comedy “The Bad Guys” probably hit just about where the studio expected netting a healthy a profit of around $40m. Animation has been frankly all over the place this year, but it is good to see a fun original story giving a solid performance. It probably has a sequel on the table but they may want to see how the streaming numbers go first.

Jurassic World Dominion” meanwhile landed itself a huge profit of about $350m, for the third of a trilogy for a major franchise and with the return of characters from the original film this is probably about what they were hoping for. It may even be under their expectations.

Last on this list is “Elvis“. With Tom Hanks as the movie’s true lead Colonel Tom Parker, this extravagant biopic cost $85m to make and as such was expected to turn at least $50m in profit. The end result was around $70m so job done. I’ve not seen this yet, but most that aren’t too hung up on historical accuracy seem to have enjoyed it.

Success Stories

Every year there are a handful of movies that far exceed all reasonable expectations of the studio. These movies not only get hurriedly tagged for sequels (Where appropriate), but also tend to lead to studios revaluating their priorities going forward. These films may be low budget dramas or indie movies hitting far above average for those genres, horror films landing like superhero movies or big budget action movies hitting the coveted $1b mark or beyond. The actual numbers vary wildly but within their own play pen of budget/genre people will be taking notes.

Over the last few years Horror has become an easy genre to make money with and even though several of the films didn’t live up to expectations (Both in quality or receipts) almost all of them made bank. One movie though made a real killing beyond expectations and that is “Smile“. Beaming wide at a huge profit of around $110m and possibly propelled by the ingenious marketing campaign of having the movies stars standing around staring blankly at sporting events with creepy smiles on their faces. The movie also had a great trailer and solid word of mouth.

On were also a couple of lower budget non-horrors that bucked the trend this year. First up the movie “Dog“. Obviously movies about dogs always draw in a bit more than similar ones just about people. We love our doggies, I get it. But I still think the studio were probably surprised a drama with a $15m budget pulled in a solid $20m in profit. Some possibly would label this as even more successful (If they didn’t take into account the minimum cost of P&A), but either way it’s still a big win. I haven’t seen the movie but I hear it is a good one.

The other movie bucking the trend for low budget, non horror success was “Everything Everywhere All At Once“, if you’ve seen my top ten you know I highly rate this film and it was my number 3 movie for most of the year (Only dropping down to 5 this December). The movie managed to draw in a respectable $27m in profit which for a movie that cost only $25m in production is a definite win. It’s also been a rare movie that wins over both the woke and the anti-woke since it gives both parties things they want. Given the message of the movie is about bringing people together and getting over our differences it is almost poetic it has that universal appeal.

There’s been a couple of big success stories on the animation side this year too (Causing further embarrass those huge bombs mentioned earlier), both however are sequels to established franchises. First you had “Sonic the Hedgehog 2” hitting about $140m in profit and then you had “Minions: The Rise of Gru” hitting a staggering $310m in pure profit despite (I hear) not even being that good. Minions it seems is a licence to print money. Sonic meanwhile has built up a good reputation between it’s two movies of both quality and success and showed that sometimes you can make everyone happy.

Easily the big winner of the year though is “Top Gun: Maverick” bringing in a staggering $750m of profit with a global box office exceeding the $1b mark. This has been a clear lesson to the movie industry that respecting the IP, respecting the fans and respecting physical stunts/effects can be a recipe for huge earnings. Whether the industry will actually learn that lesson or not remains to be seen. It is a stubborn beast and it may just end up making more movies about planes instead. Given Paramount has had a lot of financial issues and failings over the previous years I’m sure they at least will take note.

End of Part 2

That’s it for the year in review. I hope the recap of this years winners and losers was interesting. One final note, I haven’t covered “Avatar: The Way of the Water” here, partially because it’s still in full swing at theatres and partially because while my figures would suggest it’s $1b+ box office already has it in profit, Cameron himself is suggesting it needs to make closer to $2b to break even! So I don’t know where to place that one. Anyway, that is it for 2022, I will be posting a look at the movies to coming up in 2023 in the next few days to see if there is anything worth getting excited over. In the meantime, Happy New year!

The 2022 Year In Review – The Top Ten.

The year is almost at an end so it’s time for my 2022 wrap up and that means a box office breakdown, a look at where the industry has been going in the last year and of course, my top ten movies of the year. Several of these I don’t have full reviews of so it also gives me an opportunity to cover some great films I just didn’t have time to review.

Before I dig in, I just want to point out since I spend more time watching and reviewing older movies I haven’t seen every film released this year that may qualify for best or worst. Notably in regards to best, I haven’t seen “Smile” yet and may even save that for next years October Horror Challenge, nor have I seen likely Oscar winner “The Whale” or the recent remake of “All Quiet on the Western Front”, all sound like they could be on this list.

Anyway, lets get started:

Best Movies Of The Year (That I’ve Seen).

First of all the honourable mentions. The Foo Fighters horror movie “Studio 666” was surprisingly fun and entertaining. There was definitely a bit of a John Carpenter influence going on and with John having a cameo I have to wonder if perhaps he gave a few tips. The band as well showed they are perfectly capable of acting at the level of a horror film. That may not be the most demanding genre for actors but yet many in these films still fail. If you like comedy horror it’s definitely one to check out.

Black Phone” also narrowly missed the cut. The style serial killer movie with a supernatural twist and two children as the protagonists could easily be mistaken for a Stephen King story but it was a Scott Derrickson original and given this was the project he moved on to after abandoning Doctor Strange 2, he’s come out of it dodging a bullet and smelling like roses. I look forward to seeing what he comes up with next. Hint to Warner/DC he would be an excellent pick to direct a Hellblazer/John Constantine movie or a Swamp Thing movie for that matter. Hire him!

The last honourable mention is Marvel’s “Werewolf by Night“. It’s ironic it’s the pair of throw away specials from Marvel that ended up their only worthwhile output this year (The other being the solidly good “Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special”), but sometimes you need a studio to take their interfering eye off of the creative process to get things done right (Which is basically how “The Joker” (2019) happened too). I actually rated Werewolf by Night slightly higher than three on this list, but since it’s under an hour it’s debatable if it counts as a movie, hence it’s just an honourable mention.

10. Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Surprising me once again with it’s quality is the little blue Sega mascot. This time following on from the original with the obvious steps of introducing Knuckles and Tails. I had my doubts Sonic could work, especially after the initially terrible CGI but the studio proved they care what fans think by fixing that error and producing a movie that was both fun and full of the kind of fan service that fits into and enhances the story instead of getting in it’s way (Like most fan service these days). Jim Carey was also a surprise absolutely nailing his role as the villainous Doctor Robotnik.

Going in to the sequel I had my doubts again that adding in characters like Knuckles and Tails would be a step too far, but again I was wrong. Idris Elba did a fantastic job as Knuckles and Tails who I expected to be incredibly annoying was actually quite endearing. This was a fun family movie that also massages that nostalgia muscle in a very pleasant way. The third film it seems moves the story past my time with Sonic (Strictly Megadrive days for me), so remains to be seen if it still holds any appeal for me, but it’s a thumbs up for the first two for sure. This was a 6.5/10. If you are new to my blog, a six or above is good (Fives are average and 4 or below are bad). I like to have more room at the top.

9. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Nick Cage popped up on my best lists last year twice, once for “Pig” and again from the cult classic “Willy’s Wonderland”. Nick is an actor I’ve really learned to appreciate in recent years and I’m not surprised a comedy action film where Nick plays a parody of himself managed to creep into the top ten. Cage and his co-star Pedro Pascal were obviously both having a blast with this movie and the fact that Nick has no problem lampooning himself just raised what would have still been a fun action movie onto a new level. I don’t have a whole lot more to say about this one, it’s just fun. 6.5/10

8. Hatching (a.k.a. Pahanhautoja)

Another surprise entry for this year and the only horror to make the list. To be fair, I haven’t seen “Smile”, “X”, “Pearl” or “Terrifier 2”, all of which will probably end up on next years Horrorthon (Not that I don’t watch horror outside of October but it’s always good to save a few up). Not sure any of those would challenge the top ten but I won’t know until I see them.

Hatching was from this years October Challenge and was slipped in as both a new release and a foreign language movie (Finnish in this case) and it really surprised me by having a whole lot more depth than I was expecting. That said, the best body horrors tends to be built around some kind of metaphor so what this showed was director Hanna Bergholm and writer Ilja Rautsi clearly understand the genre. Check out my full review HERE. This was a high 6.5/10

7. Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Universe

A Beavis and Butt-Head movie made the top ten list for the year? The fact that this movie wasn’t as good as their previous outing back in their prime and still made number seven on this list probably says a lot about the declining quality of the movie industry. However, that’s not to say the film doesn’t deserve some accolades. Reviving an edgy animated comedy franchise from the 1990’s when edgy animated comedy was all the rage in 2022 when political correctness has made a lot of that kind of comedy “Problematic” may seem like a bad idea, but in truth it was exactly what 2022 needed. The scene where Beavis and Butt-Head learn about White Privilege (and go on a rampage thinking it will be consequence free) is simply gold.

But it’s not just that, Mike Judge has managed to bring back his characters in a way that both updates them to the modern day while also keeping them true to how they were in the classic series (And in the “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” movie). He even managed to squeeze in some mild character development (Not that these are characters that should ever evolve that much). The movie largely seems to have existed to allow the series to continue in the modern day with the pair still teenagers. So even though the story existed to get them from A to B via space antics and time travel, Judge managed to work that into a tale that was both entertaining and somewhat paralleled their earlier movie. 7/10

6. Bullet Train

David Leitch’s Bullet Train is a movie I expected to be quite fun, but was still surprised at how well it turned out. It’s presented in a Guy Ritchie style which is a bit of a cheap way to make something seem cool and if the movie doesn’t deliver would lose it further points for cliché, but fortunately this story actually fit that style perfectly. It’s not quite a Guy Ritchie style story though, in that regard it’s probably more Tarintino. The combination makes for a somewhat comic book style (Meaning you could argue this years best comic book movie wasn’t a comic book movie) and I wouldn’t have been surprised to find this was based off a graphic novel or something, but no the work is original screenplay by Zak Olkewicz.

It certainly helps having Brad Pitt in the lead role. One of the few true movie stars the industry has left and his presence does raise the movies quality a bar or two. But despite that his character isn’t actually the most interesting, probably because this is the kind of film that is built around having a colourful zany group of misfit characters thrown together to fight and interact. Aaron Taylor-Johnson as “Tangerine” largely steals the show, but who doesn’t also love a Hiroyuki Sanada appearance? Throw in a Sandra Bullock cameo and you have a fun action classic that will probably stand the test of time. 7/10

5. Everything Everywhere All At Once

Over recent years Michelle Yeoh has been lumbered with doing a lot of garbage and while it’s good to see her continued popularity it has felt like a waste of her talents. Of course Michelle is mostly famous for her martial arts, but she is actually quite capable as an actress in general and as she ages to a point where the fighting becomes less believable it is good for her to establish her acting credentials in quality work. This is perhaps the perfect vehicle for her. Of course she still does some fighting, but that’s not the main focus of the story

Everything Everywhere is a movie full of surprises. You think it is going to go in one direction and it goes in another. You start to feel it’s turned into an action movie and it morphs into an outright comedy and then into something a lot more emotional eventually focusing in on a story about relationships, about family and about love. It is a movie that ends up with excitement and emotion and leaving you laughing your ass off. It also firmly embarrassed Marvel by easily being the best multiverse based movie of the year and doing it on a shoe string budget. This is definitely cult classic. 7.5/10

4. Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio

This has been a year full of surprises and perhaps none more so than this movie. Landing completely out of the blue for me, with very little fanfare is this absolute masterpiece of stop motion animation and story telling from the great Guillermo Del Toro. Arriving in the same year as the critically panned and poorly received Disney live action Pinocchio, this is a completely fresh take on Carlo Collodi’s classic tale of the living puppet. Shifting the time period to World War 2 to set it in Mussolini’s Fascist Italy gives the movie some “Pan’s Labyrinth” (2006) vibes. Clearly dealing with the horrors of war and oppressive dictatorships is something Del Toro is passionate about and it actually works well for this story.

Pinocchio himself has a look much closer to the Gris Grimly’s illustrations of the book than the more human like version in Disney’s classic animation and that not only makes it feel more realistic (As much as a movie about a living puppet can be) it helps to contrast Pinocchio from the stop motion “Humans” in the story who are all of course actually puppets too. Del Toro actually reduced the magical elements to the story, removing other talking animals and marionettes (Though both are sort of covered by by Spazzatura, the mistreated Monkey that is able to talk through the marionettes he operates), but this actually adds to the wonder of the story as it makes the fantastically elements that remain seem all that more special.

This movie is a visual treat and an emotional journey and really shows that even while Disney try and squeeze every drop of life out of their own version of the story, there are still takes on the classic tale that are both beautiful and worthwhile. Absolutely a 7.5/10.

3. Top Gun: Maverick

Perhaps the most important release of the year Tom Cruise proved three things with Maverick. First of all he proved he can still be a huge box office draw in an action movie. Secondly he showed that it is possible to revisit a movie from the 80’s, bring it in to the modern day and do it in a way that is both massively popular and resonates with the original in such a way that no one feels it is disrespected. Last but not least, in fact probably most significantly it showed that physical special effects and genuine stunts are far more impressive to a modern audience than even the most extravagant and expensive CGI. Perhaps it’s time for studios to re-evaluate

As a bonus Tom Cruise coming out before the film (pre-recorded that is and not in all releases) to personally thank the fans for turning up shows a level of audience respect that has been so absent from most major productions people reacted to it like an abused animal finally getting some affection. We live in very strange times when many productions are promoted with toxic campaigns of greeting any and all criticism with insults and accusation, even to the point where at least two of the years major productions (Scream and She-Hulk) actually had attacks on their own audience built into the plot itself. So coming out with such a positive message has won Cruise a number of fans for life.

The film itself is a continuation of Mavericks character development from the first film, using the death of “Goose” as the jumping off point to tie it all together. While doing that story it also introduces a number of new younger pilots and allows them their own character development. Then it provides an action sequence somewhat reminiscent of the Star Wars trench run but provides just enough mission to allow everyone’s story arc to have meaning. Nothing is overdone here except for arguably Maverick’s romance angle, but personally I had no issue with that and Jennifer Connelly had great chemistry with Cruise. Anyway check out my full review HERE. This was a very strong 7.5/10.

2. Violent Night

Jumping in at the very last minute ahead of Maverick is the years most surprising film of all “Violent Night”. I don’t think anyone expected this movie to be as good as it was. Director Tommy Wirkola is mostly known for low budget horror films such as the “Dead Snow” movies (The one with the zombie Nazi’s) and mid budget action films like “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” (2013). While he’s clearly playing with home field advantage here, it’s not like any of his films have been anything beyond moderately good. But I think with this he’s finally made the film he will ultimately be known for. It probably helps that the script for the film was penned by Pat Casey and Josh Miller, the team also behind the Sonic movies (So managed to write two of the years best movies).

The story is effectively Die Hard but instead of John McClane you have Santa Claus. But not just any Santa, this one used to be a Viking and when he takes it upon himself to save a young girl that is on his good list and her family from violent thieves he begins to remember his old ways and use them finally for good. David Harbour is fantastic in this role and I am now of the opinion he was born to play Santa. John Leguizamo also does a fantastic job of playing the movies main villain “Scrooge” (All the villains have Christmas related code names). The pacing is superb and almost every scene stands out with the highlights probably being when Santa fully unleashes his Viking fury and the scene almost immediately after where Trudy (The young girl in question) performs a far more violent take on Home Alone.

The great thing about this movie is it lands as a comedy, it lands as violent action and it lands just as well as the other two as a Christmas movie and I think that is the bit that really surprised me. Pair this up with the first “Bad Santa” movie and the classic Bill Murray comedy “Scrooged” and you have the ultimate evening of Christmas comedies. But if you aren’t into that, you can pair it up with Die Hard and Lethal Weapon instead. This is going to be a long time Christmas favourite and earns itself a coveted 8/10 from me.

1. The Northman

And here we are, my number one movie of the year and if not a surprising one for anyone that knows me. I love the Viking Age and I love Norse Mythology. Most of the shows and movies that get put out with those themes are frankly garbage. The TV series “The Last Kingdom” is the sole exception for TV shows (The “Vikings” shows having pitifully bad historical accuracy both in costumes and events). As far as movies goes there have been a few decent ones (The last one of note being “Valhalla Rising” from 2009). When I heard Robert Eggers was making a Viking story based on an Icelandic Saga and staring Alexander Skarsgård I was cautiously optimistic.

Eggers is somewhat obsessed with historical accuracy and has a unique approach to the supernatural where he invokes the perspective of the believers to leave the audience unsure if what they are actually seeing is real or not. Both these were going to be well suited to this story. The Saga in question is the Legend of Amleth, the story that was also the inspiration for Hamlet. Eggers with the assistance of Icelandic poet and musician Sjón constructed a story that truly evokes the spirit of those Sagas. It is tragic, grim and beautiful and portrays those times with equal amounts of horror and awe. The characters are bold, brave, brutal and fatalistic and ultimately the story feels like it is exactly the kind of movie the writers of those ancient Sagas would write themselves.

But it’s not just the storytelling that makes this my movie of the year. The sets are pure perfection down to the finest detail, the soundtrack is primal and inspiring and the performances on screen are almost all absolutely top notch. Along with Skarsgård, Nicole Kidman puts in a career best performance, Claes Bang nails the role of Amleth’s nemesis and step-father, Anya Taylor-Joy continues to prove why her career seems to have rocket boots and Willem DaFoe continues to be the scene stealer he has been his entire career (But with a bit more recognition for it these days). This movie has earned an 8.5/10 from me, a score I’ve not given since “Joker” in 2019. For my full review click HERE.

Worst Movies of the Year (That I’ve Seen)

This is very superhero heavy this year. I’m going to throw “The Batman” out there as a dishonourable mention. There was a lot of good in that movie but an equal amount of bad. Ultimately the film was a disappointment, but could have been worse. I didn’t feel anything was broken, though I doubt they’ll return to that word with Gunn now in charge at DC.

There’s also a number of apparently terrible movies I totally avoided seeing this year, that includes “Amsterdam“, “The 355“, “They/Them” and Walt Disney’s live action “Pinocchio” (It must be really embarrassing to have that come out the same year as Del Toro’s masterpiece). I suspect all of those would have found their way onto the list had I seen them. Generally I don’t go out of my way to watch bad movies, at least not unless they are obvious B-Movies and I figure they may be fun regardless of if they are objectively good or bad (For example something like “Christmas, Bloody Christmas“, which narrowly missed being on this list despite effectively being a bad Terminator rip off).

I suspect had I seen all the theatrically released movies this year only my top five would have still been on the list, but perhaps higher up.

10 – Crimes of the Future

A disappointing entry in David Cronenberg’s more hit than miss career. It is a film that tries to be highbrow with dense layers of subtext but fails to actually do anything entertaining with it. It comes off as a pretentious mess. Cronenberg’s films are always somewhat dense, but most manage to be fun too and this did not. It’s worth noting he had been messing around this idea for a while, so perhaps he gave up trying to find the right angle and just made it with what he had. Who knows. I don’t have much else to say here, but I have done a full review, which you can find HERE. I gave this a 4.5/10.

9. – Prey

A heavily clichéd movie full of modern tropes (Such as having a guy warning the hero of impending danger only to instantly die to that danger), that spends too much time trying to pointlessly reference the original movie while failing to maintain consistency with it. The movie peaks long before the end with the climax requiring the great hunter alien to be a complete and total idiot.

The movie is not without highlights, such as the first appearance of the Predator (fighting the Grizzly) and it is significantly better than the previous entry (A movie that would have easily made the bottom 3 worst even this year), but it is a long way from a true recovery for the franchise. Unlike that previous entry though this didn’t damage the franchise as a whole and can be casually ignored moving forward without issue. It is however, still a bad movie. 4.5/10

8. Morbius

Morbius is a movie that fails mostly because of what isn’t in it rather than what is. There are some flaws and dumb elements it’s true, but then there was in the Venom films too and they were still enjoyable. Morbius however lacks the positives that were in those films that make you want to overlook those flaws and has some glaring omissions in plot points that weren’t very well developed, relationships that weren’t properly explored and characters that were either scaled right down or cut completely from the main movie.

The movie feels like a skeleton of a much better movie, that had all the meat stripped away from the bone in the edit for some reason. My guess is it involves the last minute new deal Sony struck with Marvel. It’s very likely Vulture was going to feature more heavily in the story (Instead of a post credit cameo) and Agent Stroud would also be more heavily involved and actually be seen using his cyborg arm (This btw, is likely how he got to the roof of the building so fast, but they literally cut his superpowers from the film). Anyway, full review is HERE. This is another 4.5/5

7. Troll

This was especially disappointing for me as I was actually quite looking forward to it, but it turned into one of the most generic monster movies I’ve ever seen. Another film full of cliché’s, in this case the incredibly tired “Scientist of an obscure field that is brought in as a specialist consultant, everyone immediately doubts and ridicules and then turns out to be right”. It’s full of horrendous plot holes and contrivances the whole way through.

They even threw in a moment directly out of “The Suicide Squad” where the abused and undervalued subordinate punches out the bloodthirsty boss person at a key moment to allow the heroes to do that thing the military doesn’t want them to do. That trope likely goes back a lot further, but The Suicide Squad actually did it well, where as Troll just sort of does it because it can. The Troll does look reasonably good but that was the only positive I got from this. This is a 4/10

6. Scream (2022)

This overhyped disappointment hit the screens with the kind of arrogance that usually hails a self indulgent pretentious pile of garbage. Even before it aired it lost points for going with the name “Scream” like it was on par or somehow better than the original. But then it actually made references to doing just that so they can mock fans they knew would make that legitimate complaint. Bad start but then they killed off a key character just for the sake of it and chose the one male character in the mix because in 2022 it’s not enough for a franchise to be female lead it now also can’t have any men around at all because then it wouldn’t be empowering.

The truth is the franchise went off the rails years ago when it stopped being meta commentary on the horror genre and instead became directly self referential, through it’s fake “Stab” movie franchise which represents the Scream franchise. The original movie was about all of horror, but all the movies since have basically been just about the original Scream. worst of all though they basically made the villain “Toxic Fandom”. In other words, their own audience. This is a movie that spends an equal amount of time kissing it’s own ass and simultaneously calling it’s fanbase jerks. That is never going to get a good score from me and honestly I feel a 4/10 is generous. I dread to see what the idiots behind this do with the Escape From New York reboot.

5. The Munsters (2022)

The one movie on this list that wasn’t a disappointment, because I expected it to be rubbish going in. But as someone that watched a lot of Munsters reruns as a kid, I really wanted to give it a chance. I respect that Rob Zombie was trying to recreate the feel of the original film and I have heard he wanted to do it in black and white, but was declined by the studio. he also had a budget that could barely pay for a shoestring.

But even then the fact is the end result is bad and the main reason for that is because of creative choices. Specifically because Zombie chose to make the story a prequel effectively about Herman and Lilly hooking up and moving to the USA. That could potentially have worked with a strong story behind it, but Rob didn’t provide one. Not a strong story. Not even a story. The characters just sort of mill around with very little happening until random events cause them to move. Shame, but not a surprise. Full Review is HERE. I gave it 4/10 originally, I feel that may have been generous.

4. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

The front runner of this years set of entries into the abysmal MCU Phase Snore is the disaster that is Black Panther 2. Holding itself up over the other two MCU entries on this list entirely on the strength of it’s Chadwick Boseman tributes. Moving as they were it couldn’t disguise the fact that without Chadwick as Black Panther I really don’t see any characters worth rooting for in this franchise now. Shuri is not believable and the film goes out of it’s way to push gender and racial politics instead of storytelling and having fun. The fact that they changed Namors origin because they didn’t see the value in an entirely fantasy race shows how little the makers of MCU films these days value imagination.

Then you have one of the worst characters ever introduced into the comics (A character that has the mentality of a classic comic villain but is for some reason considered a hero) randomly pushed into the centre of the story in a way that never really made an sense. The movie is so full of plot holes you have to shut your brain completely off to enjoy it making it exactly what Martin Scorsese accused Marvel movies of being – A fairground ride. But for me this was so goofy a movie it’s not even a very good ride. It’s like a ride that breaks down half way through and you get stuck on the tracks for 30 minutes sweating in the hot sun. 3.5/10

3. Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness

This is perhaps the most flawed Marvel movie ever released. The reason it’s not lower on the list however is as a spectacle it does have some good moments and three scenes in particular actually had the distinct mark of Sam Raimi about them. Specifically Zombie Strange, Wanda attacking people from reflections and the music fight. The trouble is as soon as you insert even those scenes into the whole you see what a horrendously flawed mess and total character assassination of pretty much everyone involved it truly is.

Doctor Strange doesn’t even have a real character arc. Instead the plot is basically that everyone thinks he’s an a**hole and he isn’t. That’s not much more of a character arc than Batman’s “I am vengeance… maybe I’m not just Vengeance” (The Batman didn’t make the worst or best list as the flaws and positives neutralised each other). It should go without saying that the character arc of your main character should be the most important thing in a movie named after that character.

Instead this was primarily Wanda’s movie, secondarily America Chavez’ and Stephen is just sort of there. Add to that the horrible cameo of great characters that are all basically made to look like chumps in their very first MCU big screen appearance and you have a film that I absolutely hate, despite three scenes I legit enjoyed. This is a 3.5/10, one point for each good scene and half a point for the rest of the movie.

2. Thor: Love and Thunder

When discussing Thor: Rangnarok with my friends they were surprised I was uneasy about the film. As I explained to them, while I did absolutely enjoy the film I was very concerned with the direction the franchise was going and that if it goes much further in that direction we’d be reaching “Batman and Robin” levels of goofiness. The movie was followed on with Infinity War which had Thor be a definite badass, but then that was followed by Fat Thor in End Game and I became concerned again. Now it’s pretty clear I was proven right. A lot of people are now referring to this movie as the “Batman and Robin” of the franchise and rightly so.

The trouble is not only did they turn Thor into a complete joke, the joke wasn’t even funny. How many times do we have to do the screaming goats joke? How many times are we expected to laugh at gratuitous sexualisation of male characters while we are also being accused of being sexist for wanting to see attractive women? Why does Marvel want to see all it’s male heroes humiliated these days? It’s no wonder Hemsworth has been hinting he is done with the franchise. There was nothing positive at all to this movie, it’s just trash. 3/10

1. Halloween Ends

I think we can basically guarantee now that any time someone comes to the Halloween franchise and wants to wipe most (sometimes all) the previous movies from canon with the arogent view their vision is clearly going to be superior than what came before, that they will in fact end their run with a new worst film of the entire franchise history. This is the third time in a row this has happened now. First the Loomis/Jamie Lloyd arc was wiped out so that we can see Laurie Strode murdered in an insane asylum and have Busta Rhymes be the man to take down The Shape. Then Rob Zombie comes up with his “Darker/Grittier” reboot and ends with one of the most nonsensical barely watchable Halloween movies ever made.

But now we get a new champion of Garbage. We get a third movie in a disjointed trilogy (That really has no excuse to be so disjointed given it’s all the same writer/director and done over a short period). A movie that introduces a new character out of the blue that the trilogy suddenly revolves around. A Halloween movie that character assassinates the Bogeyman himself and reduces him to a cameo. We have a strode family where the granddaughter seems attracted to psychopaths despite her mother being killed by one and a Laurie that casually moves on from that murder after spending four decades obsessing over the same killer after a 5 minute home invasion and the murder of some friends. Indeed she seems to be acting a bit like a psychopath herself… yet this trilogy retconned her being Michaels sister.

This is a 3/10 and that is probably generous. You can find my full rant filled review HERE.

End of Part One

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It’s worth noting that all but two of the bottom ten this year were franchise movies while six of my top ten were original and of the movies that were franchise films, Pinocchio is debatable as it’s just a retelling of the source material and has no links to any other Pinocchio story. Maverick meanwhile only became a franchise with this, it’s second movie and Beavis and Butt-head is a 90’s franchise that has been totally dormant since it’s brief one off revival season in 2011.

The important thing is, while they may not be original they are definitely fresh. Sonic 2 is the only movie in that list that could be argued to be a cynical cash in and it’s at number ten. Meanwhile the two original movies in the ten worst are 7th and 10th placed. There is a clear divide and it to me it shows that these big franchise movies are becoming lazier and lazier cash in’s relying more and more on their bloated CGI budget and spending less and less time finding stories that actually resonate with the viewers.

In Part two I will look at this years box office and we’ll see how well the box office receipts compare to the quality on offer. These things rarely match up and Hollywood only learn if they don’t make money. So we can see if there is really hope for movies moving forward. See you there.

2021 Year in Review – Part 3 : The Top Ten

So as 2021 draws to a close I want to leave the year on a positive note by listing off my ten favourite films of the year. These are all personal favourites and as such this is an entirely subjective list. So let’s kick it off from ten to one:

Willy's Wonderland

10. Willy’s Wonderland

So let’s start with my favourite cult movie of the year. This is a fun, low budget horror staring Nicholas Cage in a roll that you would probably never think he would be right for… but the thing with Nick Cage is those often turn out to be his best roles. This is no exception as he brings a sort of overly calm autism to the silent, deadly protagonist. Not a word passes his lips for the entire movie as he turns the tables on his wood be executors, the possessed animatronic monstrosities at “Willy’s Wonderland”, a family entertainment centre. That base concept is not in itself original, basically being a “Five Nights at Freddy’s” movie and also similar to the “Banana Splits” movie that came out 2019 that fused the Five Nights concept onto a previously non-horror franchise. What makes this movie unique though is Nicholas Cages character, who proves more dangerous than the evil that has possessed the place. I would love to see more of this mute drifter in a sequel. No need to bring back the animatronics though.

On a side note apparently a Five Nights at Freddy’s film is in the works. One wonders how many more rip offs it will have before they actually get the movie out.

Venom: Let there be Carnage

9. Venom: Let There Be Carnage

If you have read my review this one you will know I consider it a long way from perfect and yet in it’s simplicity it does manage to entertain. Eddie Brock returns in this film and he and Venom are struggling to find equilibrium in their relationship. But they must learn to get on in a hurry to deal with the threat of the Carnage Symbiote that spawned from Venom and has bonded with serial killer Cletus Cassidy. The final conflict is a solid action spectacle, while the rest of the movie is effectively a buddy cop comedy. It is short and does little different to the original movie but the fact is if you enjoyed that one, you will likely enjoy this.

Wrath of Man

8. Wrath of Man

While this is very much as Jason Statham film, it is one of his better ones. It’s also classic Guy Ritchie, but it has to be said it isn’t the best for either star or director. It’s just a solid action/thriller that delivers pretty much everything you would expect from the pair. Statham plays “H”, a cold mysterious character that clearly has some kind of hidden agenda working at armoured cash truck company responsible for delivering hundreds of millions of dollars around Los Angeles each week. In classic Guy Ritchie fashion the story intertwines criminal masterminds with each other to see who comes out on top. One of the things I always appreciate with Ritchie is his villains usually aren’t incompetent and so the protagonists need to be either very smart or very lucky to get the upper hand.

Pig

7. Pig

Yes it turns out Nicholas Cage made two of my favourite movies this yeah, who could guess? This is a really interesting story that never really goes where you would expect it. This is a story of one man’s attempt to find his prize truffle hunting pig after it is stolen by a pair of drug addicts on behalf of a mysterious third party. On it’s surface it looks like this will be a John Wick type story only with a Pig replacing John’s Dog. That’s not the case, or at least if it is it’s only true if John instead of being a highly skilled master assassin was instead a highly skilled master chef. While the movie presents a bit of action it is really a much more personal story and once again Cage presents one of the more interesting characters of the year.  This is one of those films where an mysterious eccentric ends up teaching others life lessons, but it’s more than that as the eccentric himself has his own journey to go on. I highly recommend this unusual movie.

Free Guy

6. Free Guy

This was a movie that from the first trailer I could tell two things: It would be incredibly stupid and; It would be incredibly fun. The final product delivered exactly what the trailer promised. Not much in this movie makes sense when you think about it for more than five minutes, but it really doesn’t matter because the movie packs in so much pure unadulterated fun that you can forgive pretty much any other failing. Ryan Reynolds of course is someone that plays variations of the same character (himself) in every movie, but this is him at the maximum level of Ryan Reynolds you are likely to find him outside of a Deadpool movie. On top of that the movie itself provides a lot of fun for anyone that has ever played Grand Theft Auto or it’s sequels/rip-offs and a good number of other references in between, including some that clearly must have been added after a certain studio purchased another studio as those rights wouldn’t have been available before. Ultimately it great time for anyone that doesn’t exclusively watch Oscar nominated dramas.

The Suicide Squad

5. The Suicide Squad

James Gunn provided one of the most heart felt and fun movies of the year. Yes the plot is complete nonsense, yes Harley Quinn was the weak link this time around, but the other characters were on point both in personality and interaction. Indeed this movie had some of the best character work of the entire year, which is pretty impressive for one of the silliest movies of the year. Then again that is exactly what Gunn does. Say what you like about the man personally, but as a director of comic book movies he is perhaps the perfect director combining the kind of character interaction and banter that Joss Whedon is known for with the knowledge, love and dedication to the source material of someone like Sam Raimi.

I think it always says something about a movie when a character you didn’t think you would like ends up your favourite and that is absolutely the case for me with The Suicide Squad and “Ratcatcher 2”. But she’s not alone, Idris Elba proved his “Bloodsport” to be far superior to Will Smith’s “Deadshot” while John Cena’s deadpan comedic delivery proved perfect for such a ludicrous character as Peacemaker and it seems was so impressive in the role he now has a spin off in the works. The humour won’t land for everyone but as I said it is also a movie full of heart and I think most people will appreciate the character work.

4. Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Of course if we are talking heart, there was no movie this year that displayed more of it than Ghostbusters: Afterlife and having already shared my full review I won’t go into too much detail here. This was a resurrection of a franchise that many people thought dead, a love letter to the original movie and perhaps most importantly an apology to all the fans that were insulted and belittled after the disastrous 2016 movie by the shill media, actors on that film and even the director himself. It made that apology though while not compromising their mission to make Ghostbusters as accessible a franchise as possible, providing a diverse cast and a female lead that everyone (except those still making excuses for “Answer the Call”) can actually get behind.

The story keeps itself simple and on the surface appears merely a rehash of the original movie, but underneath that it is actually a very personal story where the main character is Egon Spengler. Quite a feat considering that character dies early in the movie and Harold Ramis, his actor died years ago before this movie even began production. Eventually the movie provides the reunion of the original team that everyone was waiting for and gives them a final moment to shine and remind the fans why the original was so good in the first place. If you feel nothing after the end of this movie, I worry for you.

Dune (2021)

3. Dune

I had a lot of doubts going in as to whether Denis Villeneuve and 2021 could deliver a good Dune movie. I knew it would look fantastic, but after seeing “Blade Runner 2049” I had my doubts on the rest o fit. That movie failed to do justice to the characters, story or themes of the original movie, though it did certainly look the part. I did recognise however that unlike with 2049, Villeneuve would be grounded here by the quality and extent of the source material. Fans of Frank Herbert’s classic science fiction series have been waiting a long time for someone to do justice to that series on screen, The first attempt was David Lynch’s 1984 movie that proved heavily divisive amongst Dune fans and the audience in general. For my part I quite liked it, though it was also my first introduction to the franchise having not read the novels.  This was followed in the 90’s by a couple of low budget TV shows on Sci-Fi that were actually pretty good too, but suffered from bad 90’s CGI and have dated horrendously.

This new take on the story finds itself in a approach that takes the best from the previous two. Like the TV series, it doesn’t rush to tell the story and of course this is why the movie barely covers a third of that first book, but like the previous movie the acting is top notch and the movie looks and sounds great. I will provide a full review of this in the new year but for now the important thing to note is the movie is epic and compelling, despite the slow pace and long running time. It doesn’t feel like a movie that has taken two and a half hours to tell a third of a story, and while the movies sudden end (and cheesy closing line) leave you fully aware of how little of the story has been told, it also leaves you eagerly anticipating the stories continuation. Definitely a job well done.

2. Spider-Man: No Way Home

If you’ve read my review of “Spider-Man: No Way Home” probably the only thing that shocks you here is that it is not at number one. Yes I absolutely loved this movie, but it’s not perfect and it is ultimately yet another franchise movie, indeed it is two franchise movies the MCU and Spider-Man, the two biggest franchises in the superhero business. It’s success was always guaranteed, though few predicted it would be as successful as it has been. It’s also not a movie free from flaws, but let’s not focus on the negatives here. The truth is this is another redemption story and not just the story of one redemption but multiple ones. It redeems villains, it redeems heroes and redeems entire sub-franchises. By the end of the movie Tom Holland’s Peter Parker is closer to the comic book version than he has ever been and through this I came to realise that this entire trilogy of movies has actually been an origin story. I’m still not sure if that is good or bad, but it certainly leaves a sense of satisfaction.

Like the Infinity Saga before it, this is more than just a movie, it is a huge cinematic event and the culmination of 8 movies and three separate franchises. It does something that has never been done before in the history of cinema and it does it in a way that will leave most people very happy indeed. The only problem is this is something that only really works once. It may have breathed life into a flagging MCU but now they need to course correct with the rest of the franchise.

1. Nobody

What do you get if you take the writers of the best current action franchise, “John Wick”, pair him with the director of breakout cult classic and first person action movie “Hardcore Henry” and ask them to provide an action movie debut to Bob Odenkirk (Of Breaking Bad fame)? Well, what you get is my movie of the year and one of the best action movies I’ve seen for years. Throw in a touch of RZA and Christopher Lloyd as a bonus and you have a real classic on your hands. This is a masterpiece of an action movie, hiding it’s explosive nature under the surface much as it’s protagonist hides his own past and capabilities under the guise of a family man with a boring job. The action sets off from a chain of events beginning with a badly planned home invasion of Odenkirk’s house, which leads to a confrontation with strangers on the subway and the wrath of a local mob boss.

The movie achieves a rare thing and works both on the level of a tense thriller and when it fully ramps up the action outperforms some of the most outrageous over the top action films of recent years. The pacing of the story is perfect easing you in to the gradual increases in intensity and unlike many modern action films you can actually follow every bit of action clearly. It is like the best 80’s action hero meets the best 90’s action stunts and applies the polish of the best 2000’s action CGI fest.  If you’ve not seen this one yet you owe it to yourself to check it out and unlike most of the top picks this year, this is an original movie and not part of any pre-established franchise. Top marks all round.

So that is my top movies of this year. I hope you enjoyed my choices, feel free to agree, disagree or share your own in the comments. Happy New Year to you all and see you in 2022.

2021 Year in Review – Part I : Fan Service

2021 has been another difficult year both for people and for the movie industry. Studios weren’t really confident in their own movie’s ability to pull in an audience and many chose to send movies simultaneously to streaming. In this environment no one was really sure how to judge a movies success or failure. However by the end of the year we have had a clear indication thanks to Spider-Man that people will brave new Covid variants to see something that they are excited for. The trouble is there was a lot out this year that people clearly were not excited for. So what lessons have we learned this year? I think one of the big ones is the benefit of doing fan service in the right way. As we saw last year with “Sonic The Hedgehog” (2020), listening to fan criticism can result in a big win. This time around we have two big examples of doing things the right way. 

Note, minor spoilers ahead for things you probably already know by now. 

The remaining OG Team

Getting the Band Back Together

The first is “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, a cautious but heartfelt attempt to correct the many mistakes made by the 2016 franchise reboot and introduce a new generation to the concept of busting ghosts. The movie was made relatively cheaply which likely is why the setting is a small remote town instead of New York and the plot was kept simple, essentially being a rehash of the first movie. But what the movie did right was being a continuation of the classic movies, treating the original with respect (and a lot of love) and giving the surviving OG crew a meaningful reunion. But while doing that it also introduced new characters, provided diversity in the right way (naturally, balanced and without virtue signalling) and set up for the franchises future.

The movie wasn’t perfect, but it managed to leave fans of the original happy and win over new young fans. Despite this the damage done to the franchise by the previous movie meant the opening weekend wasn’t fantastic. However, the strong legs generated by word of mouth saw this film make a healthy profit in the end. One of the things to note here is the difference between how this movie referenced the originals and how the 2016 movie did that. here these elements are all worked directly into the plot and even the clunkiest of references (Stay Puffed) feels like it is actually part of the story. Meanwhile 2016 would pretty much stop the movie to show us an Easter egg and then throw it aside and move on.

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

But following on from that success was the biggest winner of the year: “Spider-Man: No Way Home”. A movie that delivered on many levels, not just in providing fan service but also in providing a great deal of redemption for all three branches of this franchise (past and present). The biggest success though is the phenomenal box office. At the time of writing this, in the movies second week it has crossed the billion dollar mark at the box office. Something many people thought was impossible in a pandemic year and it did it in the winter, with a new variant out and with many theatres having to cope with additional restrictions (or complete lock downs). The movie also currently doesn’t have a China release making it’s global haul even more impressive.

But the danger with this movie is that Hollywood learns the wrong lessons. It wasn’t simply having cameos that made it a success but in the way they were used. The old favourites were treated respectfully and had personalities consistent with their past appearances and their on screen character development in those movies. But at the same time they did not overshadow the movies actual star. That’s not to say the movie did all the cameos perfectly. Doctor Strange definitely got the short straw here, but this wasn’t a Doctor Strange movie and perhaps his own sequel due out next year will provide him some redemption. 

What not to do - Star Wars

The Right Way and the Wrong Way

There is a right and a wrong way to do cameos. Both these movies make for an obvious comparison with Disney’s Star Wars sequels. Those movies deliberately kept Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia apart and minimised their roles so as to not get in the way of the new characters. The movie gave them characters inconsistent with their previous appearances, whereas No Way Home presented past characters consistent with their own character development and provided them further development and redemption for past mistakes. But most importantly it brought them all together and this was a meeting we never even knew we wanted.

Meanwhile Afterlife brought together all the original team, gave them off screen character progression consistent with their established personalities and gave the fans the moment they’ve been looking forward to for decades. Neither of these movies overshadowed the new characters with the old, indeed Afterlife kept the original crew out of the majority of the movie. See you can give the audience want they want, be respectful and consistent with the original and still have your focus on the future. 

A good example of a movie that didn’t get the right way to do fan service from 2021 would be Halloween Kills. The movie featured almost a who’s who of characters from the first movie and made endless references to both that movie and Halloween 2, which the previous movie had retconned out of existence. The trouble is none of these characters or references were really meaningful, they were just there and most of them got in the way of the story they were trying to tell. This reminded me a bit of the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot that really felt like they wrote their movie and then went through it and dropped cameos and references in randomly. Both movies felt detached the originals and insincere. 

Improvements made to Sonic the Hedgehog after fan backlash

Final Thoughts

Two final thoughts about fan service: It is important to know the difference between what the majority of fans want and what is just a handful of people on social media. When you are talking about respecting the previous instalments and/or source material it is likely the majority. When you are looking at “Shipping” (i.e. romantic relationships between two characters that aren’t currently romantically involved or even hinted at having that kind of connection) or other demands for radical change away from the source material it is probably just a handful of people being very vocal and should be ignored. The Sonic complaints for instant were all about making the character looking more like he did in the games instead of the creepy looking thing that was first put forward. It was safe to assume that the majority of fans agreed. 

Finally, you can still create something new while respecting the past, just look at Cobra Kai, that series has been running for a few years now, is radically different to the Karate Kid movies and yet has respectful and consistent portrayals of both the characters and the past events of the movies. They introduce new characters and they let everything evolve on screen. The key thing here is “Show, don’t tell”. Even though a long time had past between seeing Daniel and Johnny in the movies and seeing them in the show their off screen progression was entirely logical and linear from where they left off, but once on screen they were able to take things in new directions. The same is true of  Spiderman: No Way Home and to a lesser extent Ghostbusters: Afterlife, but where major events had happened (the team splitting up, it formed really the core of the entire story and really they did the best they could considering they had to explain why no one had been busting ghosts for 30+ years.]

So that’s the end of part one. I hope you enjoyed reading. See you with part two when I look at more of the years hits and misses.